Ok, so I know Chuck Norris isn't an anime (even though he could be one if he so wanted to!) TODAY IS HIS BIRTHDAY!!
HE'S 70 0-o' WOULD HAVE NEVER GUESSED THAT.
So happy birthday Chuck! ^_^
Ok so I was just reading a Hetalia strip on LJ when I stumbled across this. I LOVE YOU ENGLAND!!! I'm sure everyone can relate to a degree.
What he said:
"When someone that you really care about won't return it in the same way, it's difficult, but you won't move on if you get crushed by it. It's happened to me where I spent 100 years of heartbreak just being hung up on the past..."
(this was the pic that went with it too... )
Ok! So just a disclaimer, this wasn't my idea, nor do I know my TRUE family heritage. So, I'm gonna see what I am based on this! ^_^ Feel free to use this for yourself!
○● B R I T I S H ○●
[X] You drink a lot of tea.
[] Foggy weather is great.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win xFactor.
[X] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[] It's football ... not soccer.
Total: 3
○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[] You wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[] You love a backyard Barbie.
[X] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
[] You have an Australian something.
Total: 3
○● I T A L I A N ○●
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[X] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[X] You know Italian songs.
[X] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[X] You speak some Italian.
[X] You are under 5'10".
[] You know what an Italian horn is.
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[X] You talk a lot with your hands.
Total: 7
○● S P A N I S H ○●
[] You say member instead of Remember.
[X] You speak Spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] You are dark skinned.
[X] You know what a Puta is. (Isoka's note: Lol... puta)
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[X] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[X] You know what platanos are.
Total: 6
○● R U S S I A N ○●
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[X] You get short tempered.
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You get cold easily.
[] Rain is fun for you.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 3
○● I R I S H ○●
[] You think beer is the best.
[X] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the colour green.
[] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[X] You have a family member from Ireland. (Iso: ...probably?)
[] You have red hair.
[] You have/had freckles.
[] Your family get together always includes drinking and singing.
Total: 3
○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●
[] You say nigganukka casually.
[] You have nappy hair.
[] You like rap.
[X] You know how to shoot a gun. (*shifty eyes)
[] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[X] You like fried chicken.
[] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[X] You can sing gospel.
Total: 3
○● A S I A N ○●
[] You have slanty small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[X] You are good at math.
[X] You play an instrument.
[] You have family from Asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
Total: 4
○● G E R M A N ○●
[X] You like bread.
[] You think German Chocolate is good.
[X] You speak some German.
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[] You went to Pre-school.
[X] You're over 5'2".
Total: 5
○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[] You like/play/played hockey.
[] You love beer.
[X] You say eh.
[] You know what poutine is.
[X] You speak some French.
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[X] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 3
○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[] You hate foreigners.
[] You hate non-Christians.
[X] You're lazy.
[X] Ever ate a burger
[] big ego
[] You don't read.
[] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 2
○● B E L G I A N ○●
[X] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[X] You like french fries.
[] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[] You speak both Dutch and French.
[] You like Belgian waffles.
[] You call a pub or bar a café.
[] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[] You drive/own a French or German car.
[X] You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total: 3
○● D U T C H ○●
[] You like the colour orange.
[] You are a football enthusiast.
[] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[X] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[X] You have a cheerful nature.
[X] You like the sea.
[X] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[] You tend to favour the megalomania.
Total: 4
○● A R A B ○●
[] You are a patriot.
[] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[X] You laugh at other accents /especially Egyptian/
[] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[] You are tanned.
[] You have black hair.
[] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[] You dislike reading.
Total: 1
So based on that it looks like I'm Italian with some strong Spanish influence! 8D Go Romano and Spain! XD Kidding kidding~ not really, that's a HAWT pairing! *nosebleeds*
So let’s see! The story of my username! (By the way, I use the same username for almost EVERY website I’m a member of!)
First of all, Smiling is used to describe Isoka. Therefore, Isoka smiles a lot! :D
Isoka is the part that actually comes from a story! Once upon a time I was really into writing fanficts! But to me, it didn’t seem as fun to write these crazy stories if I didn’t include myself on the fun! So I had to put myself into the story somehow. But my real name just didn’t seem to fit in with all the cool anime and video games I was writing about! My pseudonym started as Angel for Angel Island (Sonic series if you didn’t catch the reference lol). Then, for whatever reason I changed it to River. This was in about the sixth grade for me, and River stuck until the end of eighth grade and I got sick of thinking about and writing the story River was a part of (I may continue it someday though lol).
So since “River” was dead to me in a way, I needed a new identity! Then, one day a name just popped into my head! It was the most bizarre random thing ever! Isoka. Pronounced like iss-oh-kah. I had no idea where I got that name from for the longest time because it seemed so random! Then it hit me. My second anime love (after my elementary school Pokemon craze lol). One Piece. Probably the most obscure character of all time. She was the little girl that traveled through time with all those other kids in the little story arc right before Skypiea’s beginning! That was basically where the 4Kids One Piece dub had left off, so I guess it stuck somehow! But since then, I have referred to myself as Isoka.
Anyways back to the Smiling! I have a saying I live by that I made up a long time ago. “Keep smiling! No matter how bad things get! Cuz God still loves you!” Sorry if you’re not religious/anti-religious, I’m just stating what I believe! So to me, smiling is very important.
So that’s my story in a nutshell! Hope you found it at least a little amusing! ;D
And remember! Keep smiling!