Epic Adventure of Epicnessssss 1

Leah: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY ACQUIRED A BOWL OF COOKIES!!!! *starts stuffing face*
Julia: o_o *takes cookies from Leah* MINE >:V
Leah: Heeeeyyyyyy….!
Julia: *stuffs face* >:D OMNOMNOMNOMNOM.
Leah: D< *grabs random bazooka*
Julia: D8 *grabs a block of cheese*
Leah: …
Julia: TAKE THIS FOUL FIEND!!!!! *throws*
Leah: OW!!! HEY!!! *throws away bazooka and takes out duel disk and deck* >D MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *summons Exodia*
Julia: ….*summons cyber tutu* :3
Leah: …
Julia: Teehee.
Leah: ….Obliterate?
Julia: *dodges* BOHAHAHA.
Leah: ……*summons Mahaado* >D
Julia: ….*summons Dark Magician Girl* Haha. Win :D
Leah: HEY!!
Julia: Nyaha~
Leah: FINE THEN. *summons Magician of Black Chaos* EAT THIS. CHAOS SCEPTER BLAST ATTACK!!!!!!
Julia: Uhm….I SUMMON THIS CARD IN THE NAME OF THE MOON >:D
Leah: …
Julia: Sailor Scouts Gooooooo!!!
Leah: I SUMMON THE QUAD LASER!!!! QUAD LASER GO!!!
Julia: D’: I SUMMON HAM HAM!! HAMTARO!!! ATTACK!!!
Leah: GAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! IT BURRRRRNNNNNSSSSS…….*falls on ground and starts convulsing*
Julia: HAHA!!! SUPER MOE MOE KAWAII HAMTARO ATTACK ACTIVATE!!!!!!!!
Leah: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Julia: *ham hams swarm over* I WIN >:D *grabs cookies* Omnomnom.
Leah: *death twitch*
Julia: :3
Atem: *walks in* WHAT IN THE NAME OF MEGA-ULTRA-CHICKEN HAPPENED HERE?!?!?! WHY ARE THERE HAM HAMS EVERYWHERE?!!? AND WHY IS LEAH DEAD?!? This must be YOUR FAULT SOMEHOW!!!! *points at Bakura*
Julia: WAS AN ACTION OF MY OWN!!!! I mean….want some tea and cookies, dear :D? With or without cream? <.<
Atem: Uh….o_O No thanks…?
Leah: *twitch*
Julia: *throws tea and cookies* WHYEEEEEEEE?!?!?! Eat them! TT_TT I didn’t poison them!! *stuffs in mouth* SEE? Oh….now there’re no more cookies……Whoops…. ._.
Atem: …….Uh…….sure?
Julia: EAT NAO. *slips cyanide in tea* >.>
Atem: Uh….Bakura can have it :D *gives to Bakura*
Julia: NO!!!! *takes away* He doesn’t want tea!!
Atem: Sure he does!! He’s British!!
Julia: >:| NO!!! D: Only in the 4Kids version, Noobus Maximus!!! -.-“ Bakura gets chocolate milk :|
Bakura: LOOKIT ME I’M NEKKID! 8D
Atem: *covers eyes* OH HOLY RA!!!
Leah: *randomly comes back to life, sees Bakura, and dies again*
Bakura: I mean—I ‘m so evil, I eat babies. I deep fry them and coat them in BREAD CRUMBS!!! >:D
Atem: o_O Uh….kay then. Does anyone have a Monster Reborn card I can borrow?
Bakura: *deep frying mysterious meat*
Atem: Holy Ra, Bakura! Are you really that insane?! That puts you right up there with Marik!!
Bakura: ……What’s your point? *chews mysterious meat*
Julia: Dude…..something smells like burning baby oil………….HOLY CRAP!!!!! *flings meat away*
Atem: *sigh* Just as long as you don’t start doing the tongue thing…..
Julia: Yeah….no tongues please o_o
Atem: Okay seriously, can I borrow a Monster Reborn card for like, two seconds?
Julia: NO ONE HAS A MONSTER REBORN CARD!! D8 Forge it or something!
Atem: *huff* FINE. *draws on a piece of paper* THERE.
Julia: It’s in pink crayon…
Atem: And now, I play Monster Reborn! In an attempt to revive Leah!!
*………..Nothing happens……….*
Bakura: Let’s eat her!
Julia: NO!! She might taste bad!!
Atem: O_O!!
Julia: She is edible, but that would be called cannibalism which is a ritual frowned upon by many societies :)
Atem: Bakura…..you really need to see someone.
Bakura: >:| *huff*
Julia: I’m his therapist :D
Atem: ….
Julia: WAIT NONONONONONO!!! Psychiatrist! D8 No therapists!!
Atem: O_O!! I’m….just going to run and go get my deck…..and I’ll be right back……so don’t do anything…..you know……yeah. Bye. *leaves*
Julia: JERK. D8
Leah: *randomly jumps up* WHAT’S THIS ABOUT PEOPLE WANTING TO EAT ME?!?!
Julia: That’s not me. It’s Bakura. *points*
Bakura: *sharpening knife*
Julia: O_O
Leah: O_O!!! Oh dear…
Julia: Looks like someone needs a time-out! GO IN THE CORNER OF DOOM!!! >:|
Leah: *laughs*
Julia: Oh look!! It’s snacktiem!!!
Leah: *grabs dunce cap for Bakura* >D Heh heh…
Julia: Now now now, let’s not be mean to our colleagues!
Leah: WHAT!?!?! HE FREAKIN’ WANTED TO EAT ME!!!!
Julia: Bakura’s just going through a phase; he’ll get over it soon! Oh, villains and their little trendsss!!! *pinches Bakura’s cheek* ^_^
Leah: O_O!!! *edges away*
Julia: WHO WANTS ANIMAL CRACKERS AND CHOCOLATE MILK!? 8U
Leah: N—No thanks….
Julia: …..:| Fine.
*…*
Julia: …..I think Atem is avoiding us.
Leah: …Me too. I should go bring him back >D
Julia: Yeah!
Leah: Kay!! Be right back!! *leaves*
Julia: Bakura, are you ready to behave now? >:(
Bakura: Whatever, just get me out of this horrid corner. I’m sick of staring at this……wall. It’s mocking me. MOCKING ME I TELL YOU!!! IT NEEDS TO BE SLAUGHTERED!!!
Julia: Someone needs their meds. Okay, time for Bakura’s treatment. *holds up inkblot* What do you see in this picture?
Bakura: Blood and knives.
Julia: WRONG!!! It’s a flower, stupid!
Leah: *is yelling from outside* IT DOESN’T TAKE THAT FREAKING LONG TO GET A FREAKING CARD OUT OF YOUR FREAKING DECK!!!!!
Julia: MAYBE IT DOES TAKE THAT LONG! WHAT IF SOMEONE THREW HIS CARDS INTO A DAM OR SOMETHING!!!!!????
Leah: *yelling from outside* YOU WERE AVOIDING US, WEREN’T YOU?!?!
Julia: >:| Avoider.
*………………………………………*
Julia: …
*sounds of screaming and evil laughter are heard from outside*
Julia: O__________O”” *hides behind Bakura* I’ve got an insane person. He has a knife.
Leah: *walks in* >D He won’t be avoiding US anymore…!
Julia: O_O””…….
Atem: *walks in, shuddering* O_O….I’ll be nice…..I’ll stay…….I won’t avoid……
Julia: Want some animal crackers and chocolate milk? D:
Atem: HECK NO—
Julia: :O
Leah: *glares at Atem*
Atem: O_O!!! I MEAN—SUREYESOFCOURSE!! Please don’t hurt me….
Leah: :D
Julia: :3 Okaaaaayyy~ The chocolate milk is made from real brown cows not treated with the growth hormone RBST!! 8D
Leah: …..I don’t trust any food YOU give out….
Julia: :| *eats animal crackers and drinks milk* No poison. Heeereee…..driiiiiink iiiiiiitt….. OwO
Atem: …….Okay…….*sniffs then cautiously drinks*
Julia: *smiles creepily* OwO…….
Leah: OH DEAR GOD WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM??! O_O
Julia: Nothing…o_o
Leah: O_O….*stares*
Julia: Sheesh, Leah. See? Nothing happened!
Leah: Kay. Why’d you smile, then?
Julia: What, can’t someone be happy that the goodness of their chocolate milk is being spread to other good people?
Leah: …..It was all creepy, though…..!
Julia: <.< That’s my happy face. Everyone knows that. Right, Bakura?
Bakura: Yeah sure. Hey, can I eat this squirrel?
Leah: O_O!!!
Julia: NO! >:U
Leah: Squirrels aren’t Kosher….
Julia: Neither is Bakura ._.
Leah: I know that.
Julia: I’M NOT KOSHER!
Leah: NO YOU’RE NOT!
Julia: 8D
Leah: NEITHER AM I.
Atem: ……Does that mean I’m not Kosher?
Julia: Yes, you are Kosher, Atem. LET’S EAT HIM! 8DD
Atem: Whaaa---?!
Julia: Get in the boiling pot of waaaattttteeeerrrrr…..
Leah: …..He’s not Kosher, either.
Julia: Wha--? Y—Yes he is TT_TT
Atem: YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY.
Julia: YOUR MOM IS CRAZY!!!
*……..*
Julia: Oh….whoops…..ouch. O_O
Atem: I….*sniff*….never knew my mom…..
Julia: D’:
Bakura: Yessss…yesss…..CRY PHARAOH CRY!!!
Atem: SHUT UP YOU WRETCHED THIEF!!!!
Julia: o_o” This is starting to sound like a Gilmore Girls episode, guys…
Atem: All I had was a dad that died when I was young and A FREAKING DEMENTED UNCLE THAT TRIED TO KILL ME!!! …..And a cousin.
Leah: O_O
Julia: ….I’m sorry. Well….uhm…..I can relate….!
Leah: ….You can?
Julia: Uhm….my goldfish SpongeBob died the first day I got him <.<
Leah: Whaaaaaaaat….?!
Julia: Yeah! :D So it’s okay Pharoah! I guess….o_o
Atem: …
Julia: ….Eheh…
Atem: You spelled Pharaoh wrong. YOU FAIL!!
Julia: >:| *kicks Atem in kneecap*
Atem: OWWWCH!! HEY!! YOU CAN’T DO THAT TO ROYALTY, YOU LOWLY PEASANT!!!!
Julia: :O
Leah: O_O
Julia: YOU’RE MEAN!!
Leah: That…WAS kinda mean, Pharaoh!
Julia: INDEED IT WAS!! He needs to go in the corner of doom >_>
Atem: OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!
Julia: D8
Leah: O_O HOLY COW ATEM!! You DO need the corner of doom!!
Julia: *hides behind Bakura* He has a knife >o>
Leah: Come on, we need to put Atem in the corner of doom.
Julia: Yes. We do. Okay Bakura, you can come out of the corner of doom.
Bakura: The voices are telling me to kill you.
Julia: The voices are telling you to shut up.
Leah: *drags Atem by ear*
Atem: NOOOOOOO!!! I AM THE KING OF EGYPT!!!! YOU CAN’T PUT ME IN TIME-OUT!!! I SHALL ORDER ALL OF MY GUARDS TO MURDER YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP!!!
Julia: =.=|||
Leah: In case you hadn’t noticed….you were king FIVE THOUSAND YEARS AGO……you have no guards anymore >D
Julia: I’m the Queen of Doughnut Land!!
Leah: …
Julia: Not really…….YEAH!! No guards!! >8D
Leah: Oh no…
Julia: Don’t worry! Bakura’s in a room with nice white walls that are squishy :D
Leah: And now Atem’s in the corner of doom…
Julia: *goes to room and kicks Bakura out* I WANT THE SQUISHY ROOM!!! 8U
Leah: O_O!
Julia: IT’S SNACKTIEM GUISE!!
Leah: Again?
Julia: YES. We all get dino fruit snacks and apple juice~!
Leah: …
Atem: TO ANUBIS WITH YOUR FRUIT SNACKS!!
Julia: :|
Leah: *stuffs gag in Atem’s mouth* There :)
Bakura: *cuts open fruit snack with knife* WHY IS THERE NO BLOOD?!?!
Julia: It’s a fruit snack….fruit snacks don’t have blood……Now. EET YER FROOT SNACKZ.
Bakura: I want something that has blood.
Leah: …
Julia: You need to go on a vegan diet or something O_O
Leah: *hides behind Julia*
Julia: From now on, Bakura is a vegan. No more blood. :|
Leah: Okay.
Bakura: You can’t make me.
Julia: OH YES I CAN!!
Leah: o_O Oh dear…
Bakura: NO!!
Julia: Do you want me to force you to read OC fanfics?
Bakura: O_O””
Julia: I thought so. >:( ……Wait….Ohmygosh……the corner of doom…..I’M GONNA SING THE DOOM SONG NOW!!!
Leah: OH GOD NO.
Julia: DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOOM
Leah: IT…….BURRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSS…..
Julia: DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOOOOM DOOM DOOM DOOOOM
Leah: GAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!
Julia: DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOMY DOOMY DOOM DOOM The end!!!
Leah: *twitch* O_O
Julia: I should star in a musical.
Leah: *falls over*
*…*
Leah: *struggles to get up*
Julia: Atem would have helped you but he's in the corner of DOOM >:D
Bakura: *stabs juice box* BOHAHA! IT BLEEEDS!
Julia: Yeah... it... bleeds >.>
Bakura: *slurps up* ASDFGHJKL;
Julia: -_-|||
Atem: Psh. I wouldn't have helped her. SHE TOUCHED ME WITHOUT PERMISSION!!!!

Leah: I thought I stuffed a gag in your mouth...?

Atem: HA!!!! As heir to the throne, as a prince, I have been kidnapped multiple times!!! YOUR AMATEUR TACTICS CANNOT CONTAIN ME!!!!
Leah: o_O
Julia: Hahaha!! Let's all poke Atem!
Leah: ...MWAHAHAHA!!!
Julia: *poke*
Atem: NO!!! STAY AWAY!
Julia: *poke* No. >:3 *poke*
Leah: *poke*……Just keep Bakura away.....he has a knife o_O *poke*
Bakura: *pokes with knife*
Julia: Bakura, no knives.
Bakura: >:| Fine.
Atem: YOU ALL SHALL BE CRUCIFIED FOR THIS!!!
Julia: *poke*
Leah: *poke*
Julia: Whatever FAROAH *pokepoke*
Atem: HOW DARE YOU SPELL MY TITLE WRONG?!!?!? YOU PATHETIC LITTLE PIECE OF NOT-ROYALTY!!
Julia: >:| FAROW….PHAROW
Atem: O_O!
Julia: FAHROAH >:( FRESH FREAKING FAROW OF BEL FREAKING AIR!!!
Leah: *stifling laughter*
Julia: *pokes some more*
Atem: MAHAADO!!!! GET YOUR BUTT OUT OF THE FREAKING AFTERLIFE AND COME KILL THESE WHELPS!!
Leah: O_O
Julia: -_-|||
Leah: ....Whelps?
Julia: You know, Atem, if we weren't nice, we would have burned you alive.
Bakura: I like burning things...
Atem: O_O *gulp*
Julia: Yeah….so….
Atem: St--Stay away, Thief....
Julia: *pushes Bakura closer*
Bakura: OwO….
Leah: O_O …Oh dear.
Julia: Don't worry, he's in a strait jacket! Those things are impossible to brea-
Bakura: *breaks strait jacket*
Julia: Ooooohhh….crap.
Atem: I--I killed you once, Thief!!! I'll do it again!
Julia: BOHAHAHA Lay one finger on him and I'll BITE IT OFF!
Atem: O_O TRY TELLING BAKURA THAT.
Leah: HOW IN THE NAME OF THE NAMELESS PHARAOH DID BAKURA BREAK THAT THING?!
Julia: <.< I bought it off of Ebay
Leah: .....-_-" Wonderful.
Julia: From a guy in Finland…...Yeeeaaahhh…
Leah: How much?
Julia: 29.99…..
Leah: ........
Julia: Those don't work , do they?
Leah: No.
Julia: Oh……....BAKURA GET BACK HERE D8
Leah: And now we've got a crazed Tomb Robber on the loose....great.
Julia: Eheh…….
Leah: Nice job. Now he's going to go resurrect some great evil force to take over the world, and it's all your fault. -_-"
Julia: I implanted a tracking chip inside of him, there's still hope!
Leah: .....When'd you do that?
Julia: DON'T JUDGE ME
Leah: O_O!........We're going to need to take Atem out of the corner to defeat Bakura.....again.
Julia: Daaaaang…..Okay, Farow, come out of the corner…
Atem: *glares* Your time will come.....oh, it'll come.........*mutters to self*
Leah: HEY!! YOU HAVE AN INSANE THIEF TO DEFEAT. SO GO. *points*
Julia: DON'T KILL HIM!! D8
Atem: ......How come?
Julia: Just get him back safely… T_T …..in a strait jacket that actually works.
Atem: *sigh* FINE.
Julia: Thank yoooou!!! :D
Atem: *grabs Duel Disk and deck, muttering to self*
Leah: ....
Julia: ATEM IS SAYING DIRTY WORDS
Leah: o_O
Atem: SO THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO ***** SIDEWAYS. D<
Julia: Ew…..no….@_x
Leah: Atem, WOULD YOU GO FREAKING CAPTURE THE INSANE THIEF THAT'S TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD ALREADY?!!!?
Julia: Please? .-…….NOWNOWNOW!!! *pushes Atem out the door*
Atem: GAH.
Leah: *slams door*
Julia: >:|
Atem: HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF ISIS.
Julia: =_=
Leah: What's going on now...? *looks out window*
Julia: *tries on strait jacket* Urhurhur…. :B
Leah: THIS IS NOT THE TIME. WE HAVE A CRISIS ON OUR HANDS.
Julia: YEAH!! A CRISIS!! NOW GO!!! SHOO SHOO!!!
Leah: I'm talking to YOU, Julia. SO TAKE OFF THE JACKET.
Julia: Aw… T_T Fine. What do I have to do?
Leah: Well, I think Bakura's a bit........DIFFERENT......since he last tried to take over the world.......
Julia: That's my Bakura! :D
Leah: ......Just look out the window...... *points*
Julia: <.<….And?
Leah: WHAT DO YOU MEAN AND??!!! He’s trying to destroy the world by slicing open a bunch of cows and hoping everyone will drown in their blood...!!!
Julia: O_O BAKURA YOU DUMMY GET BACK HERE!!!! *chases after* You too, Atem. You have the fancy duel disk.
Atem: *huff* Fine. *helps chase Bakura* NOT SO FAST, THIEF!!!!!! I PLAY THE MAGIC CARD, FISSURE!!!!!!!! THIS OPENS UP A GINORMOUS HOLE IN THE GROUND AND SUCKS YOU INTO IT!!!!!!!
Leah: ATEM!!!! YOU CAN'T KILL HIM, REMEMBER?!!?!?
Atem: Oh yeah...
Julia: >:| I SUMMON, HAMTARO! Ham hams! :3
Leah: O_O I......have to leave......*runs back in house and slams door*
Julia: GO HAM HAMS GOOOO!
Atem: ........
*ham hams carry Bakura back*
Julia: Thanks for your help, Atem….. :|
Atem: *falls on ground, laughing* TO THINK THE GREAT TOMB-ROBBER, THE KING OF THIEVES, THE SO-CALLED GREAT BAKURA, WAS DEFEATED BY A BUNCH OF FURBALLS!!!!!!!! HA!!! HA I SAY!!!
Leah: *peeks out* Are they gone yet? GAH!!! *slams door again*
Bakura: *kicks Atem in shin*
Julia: Keep in mind, FAROW, that I was the trainer of these FURRY BALLS OF DOOM
Atem: OWCH!!! HEY!!!! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH ME. I AM ROYALTY AND YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A LOWLY THIEF WHO WAS CAPTURED BY THESE......THINGS.
Julia: >:| Ham hams, sic em--
Atem: And don't forget......I have furry balls of doom, too >D
Julia: Ew……
Atem: O_O!!!!! NOT LIKE THAT!!!!
Julia: Teehee! 8D
Atem: I SUMMON KURIBOH AND PLAY THE MAGIC CARD, MULTIPLY!!!
Bakura: *kicks Atem in shin*
Atem: OWWWWWWCH!
Julia: *kicks Atem in shin* HEY LEAH WANNA KICK ATEM IN THE SHIN? 8D
Leah: NO. THOSE....... THINGS.......ARE STILL OUT THERE!!!!
Julia: =.= *drags Leah out of the house* They're not gonna hurt you…..Only Atem. :3
Leah: NO!!! NO!!! LEMME GO!!!
Julia: NOT UNTIL YOU KICK ATEM IN THE SHIIIIN *whine*
Leah: NO!!!!! I WON'T!!!!!! MOMMYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Atem: O_O
Julia: e_e………Okay all, I have to go. Bye Atem.
Atem: YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE LEAVING.
Julia: *kicks Atem in shin* 8D
Atem: HEY!!!! MINDCRUSH!!!
Leah: O_O!
Julia: =.= *sets ham hams on Atem’s face*
Atem: GAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Julia: HAHA! >:D Good night!
Leah: Bye :D Don't let Bakura murder you in your sleep
Julia: Come on, Bakura, we need to get you a new strait jacket….
Bakura: I'LL EAT YOU ALLL ASDFGHJKJHGFDSASDFGH
Julia: Mhm…... come on….Byeeee!
Leah: See ya