Dude, I was totally jamming away on my ax... when my strings broke! Almost every single one of them! Except the high E string... I'M SO PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSED. Nana is going to KILL ME when she gets back... "NOBUO! WE HAVE A GIG TONIGHT AND YOU GO AND BREAK ALL OF YOUR STRINGS?!?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW YOU DUMB ASS!" *Shudder* Goodbye world... GOODBYE BOOZE! *Starts to cry...* I'm so scrrrrrrrrrrrewed... it's not even funny... I'll go and ask Yasu! He'll know what to do!

*Logs off and runs out the door*