Your Eternal Ruler has finally awoken...
Your souls will tremble before my wake...
Hehehehehehehe......

...ehhh, maybe later.
Needs mah coffee and bamboo.

COFFEE!

*speaking with a burned evil tongue*

THAMN THU THOFFEE!

THOW THARE THU PLBURN MA THOUNGUE!!!

I THALL HATH MA THENGENCE!!

Ambition

*opens evil notebook*

Note to self...
Never stare to long at the sun....
Thing is evil...pure evil...=_=

Break...NOW!!

*dramatically stands*
Bend your knee to the one and only EVIL KING MARTE!!

Heheheheheheeheh...

I should write a book on the basics of being great...yes...
Heheheheheeheh....

Loooook!

Heheheheheheheh...

Made you look! Ha! Now your soul is mine, hehehehehehe....