Mood: Ecstatic!!
Music: None (Celeste is watching something...)
Things I've learned from Dethklok:
1) When in doubt, drop trou and pissch on schomething.
2) Ye're never too young fer some tequila.
3) Charles's bread and butter: Don't fuck with it.
4) Skwisgaar will always be ways more gooder den Toki.
5) Admitting that ye're sad makes you gay.
6) Make schure you alwaysch regischter your band'sch domain name before schomeone elsche doesch.
7) Macaroni murder-ladies ams goods gifts, but maybes don't eats da red-hots you ams use for de bloods?
8) Black out as much as possible so that you don't remember the life that you had.
9) Drinking Bleach can help you trick the doctor into thinking you're healthy.
10) Cats have balls, too.
11) Balls make more pets.
12) Booze is good fer soup.
13) Popscockles ams baskicallys water.
14) Carcomymrates are stuff like pasghetti, bread, napkins, and paper towels.
15) Dentists have the highest suicide rate of any profession.
If you've got any tidbits you learned from the most brutal band ever, share them in the comments section.
Stay classy, Otakuites!
Excel~
~~"Wait, so lemme get this straight: Ye're tellin' me that you put dese little guys in boiling water, dey turn red, dey shriek, an' dey die?" "Yes." "Dat is da most metal t'ing I ever heard."~~
Because Snartha is an amazing person...JELLIEEEESSSS!!!
