Mood: sleepy...
Music: Oasis "Wonderwall"
Ok, I really have nothing to say. I just wanted to type up some of the random phrases you'll hear quite frequently around this college. So, here it is! The super special college phrase list! If you don't understand some of them, feel free to pm me.
~"Yeah, I'm prarie doggin'."
~"OMG, once a fart started in my ass and then it moved into my vagina, and I totally queefed!"
~"Ok, you better move if you don't want vagina in your face."
~"Yeah, we could be the next Virgin Marys." "Yeah, but instead of one, God knocked up two this time."
~"That SO does not look like food..."
~"Shut up, you Fasian!" "Make me, skank!" "Get to your corner, you Fasian hooker!"
~"Squee! We get to color in class!"
~"Hey, do you wanna be the driver for Smith Hall in the bed race?"
~"OMG, I'm scarred for life!" "Why?" "The position!! I don't even think it's possible!!" *description of position in fanfiction* "Erm...It is, but he'd have to be VERY flexible..."
~"My panties are purple! No, wait, they're lavender." "Yeah, and mine are yellow!" "Mine are just white." "Mine are pink, teehee!"
~"Yeah, we were coming out of the convo earlier, and there was a condom on the floor."
~"Squee! You have Reese's! Can I have one?" "Sure. But Asian Alice can't have one." "Why not?" "Cause you'll get fat!"
Yeah, there have been some more disturbing conversations and phrases spoken, but we'll just leave those alone.
**Please note: Nobody in the group was offended by any statements made above!**
Well, stay classy, Otakuites!
Excel~
~~Everybody's going to the party, have a real good time!~~
