I hope that if aliens actually exist and ever decide to visit Earth they will
A.All be female,
B.Physically resemble humans in every way possible except for maybe a cat tail or rabbit ears or some other useless appendage that looks like it could be purchased at your local Party City,
C.Have heaving breasts, and
D.Throw themselves on the first miserable loser they see and call it destiny so that I can feel like I've learned something from all the crud I watch. The things I do for you guys.
Seriously though if that all magically happens I officially reserve the right to the name "SmokinHotSpaceBabe-ians".