Jade: Hey peepz!!
Sam: Hi!!!!
Jade:This world will be maid up of thinsg's that happen to us, and our friend's. If you have a funny story about something that happened to you send it to us and we shall post it.
Sam: But not all the story's that are sent to us will be posted. We want truly funny story's and yes, there can be bad language and all that good stuff.
Jade:We will, if we can figure theo out a lil more, then we will hold a contest or two a month. Right now we can't do much so yah.
Sam: Well post a buliton up when we come up with a good contest cuz now were kindda sucking with the ideas.
Jade: If you want to know more pm me or my sis Ihjiry Yamaguchi.
Sam: See ya, and read our storez!!!!!!!!!
Jade:Bye!
- Created By Jade Yamaguchy
Christmas night at Jack and Keith�s house Part 1
Sam: Ok just to tell you guy's Keith and Jack are two realy good friends of ours
Jade: Jack is gay and has a boyfriend, Jade
Sam: I'm bye adn I'm going out wiht my sexxy shammy!!XDDDD
Jade:.....they didn't need to know everything.
Sam:...........SO!!!!!
Jade: One of these day's your ganna end up being shifted off to the loony bin
Sam: I know.
Jade:.....ok......well read the first part of this story!!!!
Sam: I have a bad feeling about this…..
Jade: Oh, will you just calm down? I mean I’m usually the one who’s paranoid. This isn’t like you.
Sam: Well I have a bad feeling! Man, they better not spike my drink again or there will be hell to pay. Man, why did mom let us come over anyways?
Jade: Because we kept begging her. I’m actually surprised it worked
Sam: Your not the only one. *ring’s the door bell*
::Jack and Keith open the door::
Keith: Hey losers.
Sam: Will you shut up!
Jade: Hi Keith.
Keith: Hey Jade. I see that you left the house without your helmet, Sam
Sam: Grrrrrrr
Jack: Do you want her to kill you?
Keith: Aw, she knows I’m just messing with her.
Sam: No I don’t. So are you guy’s going to let us in?
Jack: Yah, come in.
Sam: Thanks Jack. *pull’s Jade inside*
Sam: Man it’s cold.
Jade: Yah were freezing our asses off
Sam: *jump’s on couch* So what we watching?
Keith: Fracture.
Jade and Sam: Boo
Keith: Do you want to go back outside
Sam: Ass
Jack: Hey, no cussing
Sam: Shut up Jack. You cuss more than I do.
Jack: So, I’m also not thirteen.
Sam: What’s your point?
Jade: Your never going to win with her so just stop now.
Sam: Yah, stop before I kick thy ass!!!!!!!
Jack: Whatever, so what exactly do you two want to watch?
Jade: Let’s watch Finding Nemo!!!
Sam: No, let’s watch peter pan!!!!!!!!
Keith: Were watching Fracture
Sam and Jade: Boo
Keith:…..Do you guy’s want something to drink?
Sam: Hell yah!! What do you girls have?
Jack and Keith: Stop calling us girls!!!
Sam: Aw, but it’s oh so fun *pout*
Keith: Nope, were not falling for that again
Sam: *uke eyes*
Keith:…..damn uke eye's
Sam: That alway's works!
Keith: I hate you.
Sam: Sure you do
Keith:....so you want something to drink?
Sam: Yup, wait didn't you already ask that......
Keith: Yah then you called us girl's and we started fighting....well sort of
Sam: Oh yah.......get me sumting to drink Jack*pout*
Jack:*evil smile* Ok, come one Keiht, let's get her a drink.
::In the kitchen::
Jack: Put a lot in.
Jade:She get's kindda....insane when she's drunk.
Keith: She already is insane
Jade and Jack: Good point.*magerly spikes Sam's drink*
::In the living room::
Sam:......I'm startignt o get that bad feeling agan....
Keith: Here's your drink
Sam: Thank's*drink's in in one big gulp*
Jade Keith and Jack:*trying not to bust out laughing*
Sam:....I fell weird.....wha-what was in tat driiiink?*fall's off the coutch*
Jack jade and Keith: She's going to kill us when she's sober!!!
To be continued!!!!!
Sam: I don't remember much of what I did when I was drunk so I'm ganna rely on Keith Jack and Jade for that
Jade: That was a very nice night
Sam: I liked the night after that.
Jade: That day hurtTT-TT
Mr. Bonner and I
Sam: This realy happened. I did not make any of this up.
Jade and I realy weant throgh all of this last night.
Jade: It's true. Man I'm bored
Sam: Shut up
Jade: NO!
Sam:Oh yah well....your ugly!!!
Jade: Nice comeback
Sam:.....and now u must read the story!!
Jade:Or sam will make evil flying monkey's come get you!!
Sam: Or I'll just send Jade over
Jade:....Ass hole!!!!!
Sam:See ya!*run's away*
Mr. Bonner and I
Sam: Woohooooooo
Jade: Will you stop yelling? Your ganna wake up Keith.
Sam: What, do you not want me to wake up your little crush?
Jade: Shut up!!
Sam: Never!!!!
Keith: Will you two shut up?!
Both:.....NO!!!!!!!
Keith: You guy's suck
Sam: Shut up Mr. Bonner!!!
Keith: Will you guy’s ever let me forget that?
Sam: Nope
Keith: You guy’s are evil.
Jade: Hey! I’m not the evil one!
Sam: I am the evil one.
Keith: No you’re the psychotic one.
Sam: I take that as a complement.
Keith: What ever. I’m going to sleep now. Can you two at least try to be quiet?
Sam: Well of coerce we can try.
Keith: Thanks *walk’s out of the room*
Sam: *evil smile* But I doubt we shall succeed in it.
Jade: Can you believe he got a boner off of that?
Sam: Actually I can. I mean Jack got horny off of watching me eat a Popsicle.
Jade: Oh Yah
Sam: Yah, there both Mr. Boner in my book.
Jade: That was before he meat Jade though.
Sam: True
Jade: But it was kind of my fault that Keith had tat boner.
Sam: Yah, if you hadn‘t have tripped me my face wouldn’t have landed on his crotch and he wouldn‘t have had a boner in the first place.
Jade: Yah, but that was funny as hell!
Sam: Yes, yes it was. But it was probably pretty traumatic for mom.
Jade: Yah, right when you fell she walked into the living room.
Keith: Shut up!!!! Im trying to sleep!! You said you would keep it down!
Sam: No, I said we would try to keep it down. I never said we actually were going to be quiet.
Keith: I hate you.
Sam: We love you too.
Keith: Ur stupid
Sam: Well you’re an ass.
Keith: I hope you go to hell.
Sam: I’m already there. I have to share my bed with you.
Jade: Ha ha!
Sam: Shut up Jade. You know you would like to sleep in the same bed as him.
Jade: Shut up!
Keith: Wait what?
Both: Nothing!
Keith: No tell me!
Jade: Sammy has a crush on you!
Sam: What? I’m not the one that’s crushing on him you are!
Keith: I trust Jade more than I trust you so I’m going to believe her. Hey, don’t you have a girl friend?
Sam: Yes I do. And I do not like you. *poke’s Keith in the side*
Keith: Oh you want to start this again? *pokes Sammy*
Sam: Hell yah I do!!
Jade: The poking wars begin……..NOW!!!!!!!! *throw’s random flag up*
Sam: Haha!!!! *jab’s Keith in the gut*
Keith: Ah! Take this!! *kick’s the back of Sam’s leg*
Sam: wah! *fall’s on the floor* That’s a foul!
Keith: There is no foul’s in the poking wars! *tackle’s Sam*
Sam: You such a butt!! Now get off of me! Your squashing me!!!
Keith: Not until you two promiss to never tell anyone about this!
Sam:Fine I won't tell anyone!!! *crosses her finger's*
Keith: Good *gose back to sleep in the other room*
Jade:Your ganna post what happened today arn't you?
Sam: Yup.
End
