Mr. Bonner and I

Sam: This realy happened. I did not make any of this up.
Jade and I realy weant throgh all of this last night.
Jade: It's true. Man I'm bored
Sam: Shut up
Jade: NO!
Sam:Oh yah well....your ugly!!!
Jade: Nice comeback
Sam:.....and now u must read the story!!
Jade:Or sam will make evil flying monkey's come get you!!
Sam: Or I'll just send Jade over
Jade:....Ass hole!!!!!
Sam:See ya!*run's away*

Mr. Bonner and I

Sam: Woohooooooo

Jade: Will you stop yelling? Your ganna wake up Keith.

Sam: What, do you not want me to wake up your little crush?

Jade: Shut up!!

Sam: Never!!!!

Keith: Will you two shut up?!

Both:.....NO!!!!!!!

Keith: You guy's suck

Sam: Shut up Mr. Bonner!!!

Keith: Will you guy’s ever let me forget that?

Sam: Nope

Keith: You guy’s are evil.

Jade: Hey! I’m not the evil one!

Sam: I am the evil one.

Keith: No you’re the psychotic one.

Sam: I take that as a complement.

Keith: What ever. I’m going to sleep now. Can you two at least try to be quiet?

Sam: Well of coerce we can try.

Keith: Thanks *walk’s out of the room*

Sam: *evil smile* But I doubt we shall succeed in it.

Jade: Can you believe he got a boner off of that?

Sam: Actually I can. I mean Jack got horny off of watching me eat a Popsicle.
Jade: Oh Yah

Sam: Yah, there both Mr. Boner in my book.

Jade: That was before he meat Jade though.

Sam: True

Jade: But it was kind of my fault that Keith had tat boner.

Sam: Yah, if you hadn‘t have tripped me my face wouldn’t have landed on his crotch and he wouldn‘t have had a boner in the first place.

Jade: Yah, but that was funny as hell!

Sam: Yes, yes it was. But it was probably pretty traumatic for mom.

Jade: Yah, right when you fell she walked into the living room.

Keith: Shut up!!!! Im trying to sleep!! You said you would keep it down!

Sam: No, I said we would try to keep it down. I never said we actually were going to be quiet.

Keith: I hate you.

Sam: We love you too.

Keith: Ur stupid

Sam: Well you’re an ass.

Keith: I hope you go to hell.

Sam: I’m already there. I have to share my bed with you.

Jade: Ha ha!

Sam: Shut up Jade. You know you would like to sleep in the same bed as him.

Jade: Shut up!

Keith: Wait what?

Both: Nothing!

Keith: No tell me!

Jade: Sammy has a crush on you!

Sam: What? I’m not the one that’s crushing on him you are!

Keith: I trust Jade more than I trust you so I’m going to believe her. Hey, don’t you have a girl friend?

Sam: Yes I do. And I do not like you. *poke’s Keith in the side*

Keith: Oh you want to start this again? *pokes Sammy*

Sam: Hell yah I do!!

Jade: The poking wars begin……..NOW!!!!!!!! *throw’s random flag up*

Sam: Haha!!!! *jab’s Keith in the gut*

Keith: Ah! Take this!! *kick’s the back of Sam’s leg*

Sam: wah! *fall’s on the floor* That’s a foul!

Keith: There is no foul’s in the poking wars! *tackle’s Sam*

Sam: You such a butt!! Now get off of me! Your squashing me!!!

Keith: Not until you two promiss to never tell anyone about this!

Sam:Fine I won't tell anyone!!! *crosses her finger's*

Keith: Good *gose back to sleep in the other room*

Jade:Your ganna post what happened today arn't you?

Sam: Yup.

End