Prussia was just awesome. That's all there was to it. A straight face. No argument. To him, at least.
"You're such a dork! There's no way you're more awesome than me!"Hungary remarked.
"I am SO awesome! More awesome than you, or that sissy Austria will ever be!"Prussia argued. He really shoul've known better than to bring Austria into this because...
SMACK! He was immediately hit in the head with Hungary's frying pan. "Austria is not a sissy! You're just jealous!"she defended.
"Of what? Him getting an old hag like you?"Prussia shot back. Another bad comment. Once again, he was assaulted with the cooking utensil turned deadly weapon.
"I'm not old,dammit! And you're just about the same age as me, if not oldER! It's like you have a birthday anyway,"Hungary insisted.
"I'm so awesome, I don't need a birthday!"Prussia declared.
Hungary snorted."More like not important enough to have one. Or because you're not a NATION!"she prodded.
"I don't need to be a nation! I'm way more awesome than any nation! I'm an empire! So I can celebrate my birthday any time I want! HA!"he said, getting an idea. "I'll celebrate it today!"he shouted, running off.
"What the- Where are you going?!"Hungary called after him, but it was too late. There was stopping a Prussia with an idea....Lord, help us all.
"Hey West!"Prussia callled, flinging open Germany's front door.
"Bruder? What are you doing here?"Germany asked, looking up from his book.
"I want you to help me throw a birthday party!"he said, not bothering to close the door.
"A party? Really? For who?"Germany wondered.
"Me! Your awesome brother!"the older brother replied.
"But, when IS your birthday, bruder?"Germany asked, stunned.
"Today! I just decided! That's why I need YOU to throw ME a party,"said Prussia, with extra emphasis.
"Okay. I'll take care of it,"Germany offered.
"Good! And remember: It has to reflect my awesomeness!"Prussia added, before dashing through the front door again.
"Reflect his awesomeness?"Germany asked himself, confusedly, before heading to call France, Spain, and Hong Kong.
Prussia returned to the house. He was something,well, awesome. But, was so far discouraged.
"I thought I told West I wanted an awesome party,"he said, opening the back door.
"Surprise!"shouted all the nations.
"Yeah! Now this is awesome! There's only one thing missing!"
Spain and France approached Prussia, France handing him a can of beer.
"And now I stand corrected." The Bad Trio was back in action.
Later, after consuming many drinks, it was firework time! Hond Kong had brought only the biggest and best fireworks. Only an extremely drunk Prussia would try to actually ride one...
"To the stars! And beyond!"with that, e was off.
"Bruder! Get back here! That's dangerous!"Germany protested.
"Now THIS is awesome!"Prussia shouted, ignoring his brother.
Somewhere, Hungary twitched. She had a bad feeling....
