Finally found the rest of my "He was like.." stories. Though I'd never find them. Well here you go then. Enjoy reading them and hope you like it.

Genesis was like "Look I have an apple!"
and Sephiroth was like "Can I have some?"
and Angeal was like "What's going on?"
and Genesis was like "I have an apple."
and Sephiroth was like "And I want some."
and Angeal was like "Cool, can I have some?"
and Genesis was like "No, and No."
and Sephiroth was like "Why not?"
and Angeal was like "C'mon man."
and Genesis was like "It's been a while since I've Banora's apples."
and Sephiroth was like "I've always wanted a Banora apple."
and Angeal was like "You're not the only one who like apples"
and Genesis was like "I know that."
and Sephiroth was like "Please."
and Angeal was like "Please Genesis."
and Genesis was like "But I only have one."
and Sephiroth was like "Don't be stingie."
and Angeal was like "You can split the apple in threes."
and Genesis was like "I don't want to."
and Sephiroth was like "Fine!"
and Angeal was like "Lets go Sephiroth."

*One week later*

Genesis was like "Hey guys."
and Sephiroth was like "Guess what I got."
and Angeal was like "I got him an apple."
and Genesis was like "Can I have some?"
and Sephiroth was like "No."
and Angeal was like "He doesn't have enough to share."
and Genesis was like "Then how did you get an apple?"
and Sephiroth was like "I only had one."