XD God of war Parody

Quizzie//::Jacked From Jess

1) Are you really ready for 125 questions?
Hellz Yeah!!!
I just Had Ice Cweam!!!

2) Was your last real relationship a mistake?
Definitely Not<3
Still Love her<3

3) Do you believe in God?
Yup

4) Who did you last say "I love you" to?
Jess, I Think

5) Do you regret it?
Yup
She hit Me
Not Because of that
but she hurted me deeply

6) Have you ever been depressed?
Yes,
Even "Clinically"
Meds Shit

7) Have a best friend?
Yup!
She's In The Kitchen making us a hawtdawg

8) Are you a boy or girl?
Im A Maaaaan
A Big, Stooong Man!
Jk, Im a Girl

9) What is your relationship status?
Single and In Love<3

10)How do you want to die?
Old, In Love, and As Happy as I can be

11) What did you last eat?
Uhhh Blizzard

12) Play any sports?
Ahahaha, Not Really.
I bike Everyday either to Jess' House or past the school down Danni's Back Lane
IM NOT A STALKER!!
ITS JUST NEAR THE SCHOOL!!

13) Do you bite your nails?
Yeah

14) Do you have a lot of friends?
Um, Not Really
But I Have jess
That counts for like,
A lot

15) Do you have an attitude?
Ummm,
Doi

16) Ever been arrested?
You Soo Know
Actually, Ive almost been arrested
Three times
Damn Motion sensors

17) What is your real name?
I Bet you'd like to know that,
Wouldnt you?

19) Are you gonna get drunk later?
FER SURE!!

20) Do you hate anyone?
Yes, In a "Im Gonna Strangle you With a Cordless Phone" Kinda Way
Love you, Janelle
(BITCH!)

21) Do you miss someone?
Yup
But He'll be back in a few weeks

22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
Twirl

23) Do you tan a lot?
No, But I Burn

24) Have any pets?
A Kitty

25) How exactly are you feeling?
Ummmmmmmmmm
I Really dunno

26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
Yeah

27) Ever made out in the bathroom?
Im Sure you'd love to know

28) Would you take any of your exes back?
Definitely!<3

29) Are you scared of spiders?
Only The big Kind

31) Do you regret anything from your past?
A Few
Like Cutting

32) What are your plans for this weekend?
I'm Spending the night at Jess' place

33) Do you want to have kids?
Yeah, Why not?

34) Ever kissed somebody that name starts with an M?
Nope!
But I've kissed a guy who started with a N!!
(Jess: Nikko! Nikko Nikko NikkoOoo!!!)

35) Do you type fast?
remotely

36) Do you have piercings? How many?
Yes, One In Both Ears
And Jess Is Making me wear hers

37) Want any more?
Yes, I want a nose and lip piercing

38) Can you spell well?
W
E
L
L
WELL!!

40) What are you craving right now?
Ummmm
Yo Momma!
Wow Thats Dirty
And, btw, I was Joking

41) Ever been to a bonfire party ?
Yup!
I've Held Them!

43) Have you ever been on a horse?
OMG I LOVE THEM!!

44) Kissed someone in a pick up truck?
No

45) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Maybe, Doubt it tho

46) Have you ever been cheated on?
No

47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
"Of Joy" She'd Say

49) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
Yeah
I Dun wanna Pay Rent all By My Lazy ass self!

50) What should you be doing?
NOTHING!

51) What's irritating you right now?
Jessica's Face

52) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
Yeah, Still Do<3
Two People, actually

53) Does somebody love you?
Jess! and My mommy and Daddy
But They Dont Love me Romantically
That would be fucked
and Incest!(For Me&&My Mommy and Daddy)

54) What are your favourite colours?
Lime Gween
Electric Bwue
Bwack

55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Yeah!

57) Do you have trust issues?
Barely
I'm Really naive

59) Have you ever shaved in the kitchen sink?
Um
No

60) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Not Really

62) Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
Yeah
We're Still friends

63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
My Mom

64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
Yeah..

65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Neither
Its Called "Fuck. it."

66) Is this year the best year of your life?
Yes and no

67) What was your child hood nickname?
Bex, Becky, Billabong(Julie)

68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
In My Back Yard, ya

69) Do you think you're a good person?
Eh, I Try

70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
Depends on the Sitiation

71) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Watched Oprah!
And Thats not Even a joke
And I Finished a hawt picture

72) Is there anyone you wish was still in your life? Who?
Yeah, Roleen, My Buddy From grade 3

73) What is bothering you?
Jess' Hair Dryer

74) Have you ever been out of state ?
Um
Yeah
Duh

75) Do you play the Wii?
All The time

76) Are you listening to music right now?
Noo
Now I Am

77) Do you like Chinese food?
LOVE THAT SHIT!!

78) Do you know your fathers b- day?
Uh, Duh
Its The Same as Mine and Micheal Jacksons

79) Are you afraid of the dark?
USed to be

80) Is cheating ever okay?
No

81) Are you mean?
Haha, can be

82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
no
I cant keep anything white clean

83) Have you noticed this survey stopped getting personal?
No

84) Do you believe in true love?
Yeah,
And I Beleive it can happen more than once
and I've found it once.

85) Are you proud of the person you've become?
Not really.

88) Do you like the outside?
In The Spring and Winter

89) Are you currently bored?
A Little

70) Do you want to get married?
Yes,
Unless I Ultimately fall for a girl
and It ends up being illegal here

91. Is it cute when a guy calls you baby?
No
(Jess:*Pokes My Arm* Heyyy Babyyy)
LAWL
And Connor Does that All the Time
That Kids Fucked

92) Are you hungry?
NOoooo

93) Do you have a bank account?
Nope

95) Would you change your name?
Nah.

100) Do you like Subway?
Its Okay, I guess

101) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
Not Really
But I'd rather Shoot her

102) Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
Well
Umm
I Really Dont know
(Jess: You'd Have Crazy hot Sex in The Back Of His Car)
Um, My Best Guy Friend is Connor
(Jess: Then Yu'd Have crazy Hot sex In His Mom's Car)

103) Do you like to talk to your friends?
Yea

105) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
Far too many times.

106) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
No.

107) Who is the last guy you talked to?
Jess' Brother

108) Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
Yes. It's Disgusting.

109) Do you go to church?
No.
I've Only Gone like Once in my Life.

110)What's going on between you and your best friend?
We just watched a Horror Movie and Now We're Watching Dane Cook

111)Who's the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Jess

112) When is the last time you went shopping?
A week Ago

113) Do you enjoy piercings & tattoos?
Yes.

114) What do you wear more: jeans,sweats, pants, or shorts?
Jeans and Shorts

115) You're a Sharpie marker, what colour are you?
That Weird Blue.

116) Where do you go if you are butt naked and locked out of your house?
Hide in The Backyard

117) Do you prefer to shower at night or in the morning?
Night

118) Have you ever said you'd never love again?
No

119) Do you want to please everyone?
Hell No

120) Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
Yes

121) Has someone ever made you a promise & broken it?
Yeah

122) Are you alone??
No

123) Do you have any older siblings?
Yes.
Older sister And Brother

124) Did you speak to your father today?
Yes

125) When is your birthday?
August 29th

Quizzie//:://100 Truths from Djayy

100 Truths-

1. Last beverage→ Shitty Joose
2. Last phone call→ My mommy from Livi's place
3. Last text message→ I can't text D:
4. Last song you listened to→ Along Came Polly By I Haunt Wizards
5. Last time you cried→ I Dont know A Little while ago?

HAVE YOU EVER
6. Dated someone twice → Yes
7. Been cheated on?→ I Dont Think so
8. Kissed someone & regretted it? → Yup.
9. Lost someone special?→ Depends, if you mean they died, then no, otherwise, yea
10. Been depressed?→ yeah
11.Been drunk? – Kinda

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Lime Green!
13. Electric Blue!
14. Silver!

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Made new friends this year → Yuppers.
16. Fallen out of love→ Yeah! (Remember Courtney?)
17. Laughed until you cried → Almost too often
18. Met someone who changed you→ Yeah, About four. (Love you Jess, You Too Amby, <3s Britty!)
19. Found out who your true friends were→ Yeah
20. Found out someone was talking about you→ Yeah, But I Say "Fuck It!"
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list→ Yea, But It was Forced!! I Swear!!

TRUTH:
23. How many kids do you want to have→ One to 3
24. Do you have any pets → I Have a Kitty
25. Do you want to change your name→ KInda, I Really Dont Like the name Rebecca, But It has decent nicknames
26. Rich man whose cruel or poor man whose sweet → Poor man whose sweet
27. What time did you wake up today → Around 10:00
28. What were you doing at midnight last night→ Watching Fireworks in a schoolyard that my friends parents were setting off
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for→ Going to the Beach ^^
30. Last time you saw your father→ When I Brought him some burgers from the freezer about ten seconds ago
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life → I would make it so that I Could keep what I Love
32. What are you listening to right now→ Drive My Soul By Lights
34. What's getting on your nerves right now? → The Fact that my fave shorts are ripped
36. What's your real name → Rebecca Jayde
37. Relationship Status → Sadly Single
38. Zodiac sign: Virgo
39. Male or female→ Female
40. Elementary→ Linwood
41. Middle School → GG
42. High school → (Im Not There Yet) Sturgeon Heights
43. Hair color → Dirty BLoonde, With Platnium Highlights and Black Underneath
44. Long or short → Shoulda short
45. Height → Ummm I Dunno, But About 5' 4"?
46. Do you have a crush on someone → Yup, Love Her<3.
47. What do you like about yourself? → ummmmmmmm I Dunno
49. Tattoos→ none... Yet...
50. Righty or lefty → righty

FIRSTS :
51. First surgery → I Dont Think I've ever gotten surgery
52. First piercing → Ears
53. First tattoo→ Never yet!
54. Best friend → Jessie!
55. First sport you joined– Team Handball. That was fucking hell
56. First pet → Bootsy RIP <3
57. First vacation → Uhhh, I Think It was to montana, or to Grand Forks for the day
58. First concert → Hillary Duff
59. First crush→ Eric, I miss that kid
60. First alcohol drink→ A Little Bit Of White Wine a year or two ago.

RIGHT NOW:
61. Eating → Nothing.
62. Drinking → Nothing
63. I'm about to do → Try to get kumby to work so I Can watch either Kannazuki no miko or Kasimasi
64. Listening to → I Owe You By Lights
65. Waiting for → nothin'

YOUR FUTURE :
66. Want kids→ Yes.
67. Want to get married→ Maybe.
68. Careers in mind→ Something Creative.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE (OR SAME) SEX?
69. Lips or eyes → Eyes.
70. Hugs or kisses → Kisses
71. Shorter or taller → Either the same or shorter, For me its more fun to hold than be held
72. Older or Younger → doesn't matter, But older is nice
73. Romantic or spontaneous → Romantically Spontaneous
74. Nice stomach or nice arms → Um, I Dont want them to be muscley!
75. Tattoos or piercings→ Ooooh BOth!!
76. Sensitive or loud → Both
77. Hook-up or relationship → Relationship.
78. Trouble maker or hesitant→ A Hesitant Trouble maker

HAVE YOU EVER :
79. Kissed a stranger → Nope, almost though, when I Was 3
80. Drank hard liquor → I Dunno, Doubt it
81. Lost glasses/contacts → I've lost about a bizzillion pairs of sunglasses
82. Sex on first date → GROSS!! THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN! or at least it better not
83. Broken someone's heart → Nope, other way around
84. Had your own heart broken → A Week or so ago
85. Been arrested? → i THought I was gonna be
86. Turned someone down → Yea
87. Cried when someone died → Yup
88. Liked a friend that is a girl? → Um, Yeah.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
89. Yourself → Sometimes
90. Miracles → I beleive theyre there, just not for me
91. Love at first sight → mmm, Maybe.
92. Heaven → Yeah
93. Santa Claus → YEAH!!!!
94. Kissing on the first date? → If you were friends before hand, otherwise no
95. Angels → Yes.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
96. Is there one person you want to be with right now? → Yes.
97. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? → No.
98. Do you believe its possible to remain faithful forever?→ Yes.
99. What's the one thing you cannot live without?→ My Friends, And the One I Supposedly lost

100. Do you like pie?→ Its All Right
100 Truths! After you've filled this out, tag 15 people and have them do the same.

Quizzie//::// Jacked from Djayy(I've been getting alot from her)

Explain your relationship status?
single. Kinda Obsessing over two girls right now

Want someone back in your life?
Well, since the only one I might want is technically still in my life,
no

What did you wear today?
My Brown polo type thing, green shorts

Is something bothering you?
Yeah

What are you planning to do tomorrow?
Ummmmmmmmmmm
I Dont know

Where is your best friend?
At the Beach I Think

Do you mind being cold?
Not Too Much, no

Is your heart broken right now?
Yeah, kinda.

Do you think two people can last forever?
I Think its possible
If their love is true

Did you have a good birthday this year?
Not For Two Months, holmes

Do you know people with your last name that you aren't related to?
Ummmm
I Dont think so

Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
Umm, Kinda, but he's just a friend.

When was the last time you had a late night phone conversation?
Ummmm a few days ago

How late did you stay up last night?
2? I Dunno

Did you have a dream last night?
Probably

What pissed you off today?
Having to cut fucking wood
It was like shops only with my dad criticizing my every move

Have you talked to a complete asshole today?
Yupp^^

Do you miss the way things use to be?
Yeah

Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
Well
I Wouldnt really know, unless I slept with someone else,
would I?

If you could move somewhere else, would you?
Yeah, prolly
But then again
I Love thepeg

Do u wish on 11:11?
I Didnt know you were supposed to

How much cash do you have on you?
I Have a bus ticket in my pocket?
So Techincally I have $1.75

What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"?
SHORE
Im So Proud!
I Made a Rhyme!!

Do you "label" yourself as anything?
Labels are stupid
so Guess not

Do you write notes on your hand?
Ahhh,
Yes,
and I'm reminded all the time
That Ink Poisoning does exist,
and that Toxic markers tend to hurt after awhile

Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?
Nope!

What is the last thing you ate?
Ummmmm
I Had A Cookie
It Was Gross
It was Rasin

Have you ever taken a shower with anyone before?
When I was Itty Bitty, yeah

What is the last thing you bough?
I Think it was a Freezie at the corner store while I was biking

Who makes you laugh the most?
Ummm
Jess?

Any siblings?
YUPPERDOODLEDOO!

Are you happy?
Eh, Im Not Not Happy

Has anyone ever said something that brought tears to your eyes?
Too Many a time

Who was the last person you told a secret to?
Julie i think

What was the last thing to disappoint you?
Being left for jackass
so love shits

Who's bed were you last in besides yours?
Jessicas
We Had a sleep over and I Sat on it

You just drank 7 shots, what would you be doing?
Drinking s'more, holmes!

Do you hate the last person you kissed?
Kinda
She hates me too!
Still Pissed off about it!

When did you last throw up and where? Why?
I Cannot Remember
But I Almost threw up in a toy store because my mom made me smell this book,
it had a "Smell here" On a Skunk tail
I Will Never forgive her for that

Have you ever flown on an airplane?
Nooo

What happened at 9:00 am today?
Nothing
I was Sleeping

What holiday is your birthday closest to?
Haloween i think
I Cant think of any other holidays

Do you think you've changed over the past year?
Yes
Its Seeable, too

How old do you think you'll be when you have kids?
Not Eighteen
Though I Feel bad for my cousin

Were you happy when you woke up today?
Um
No
it was three hours earlier than I Would have liked to wake up,
and a horible song was playing

If you could change your eye color, would you?
Yes
I'd make 'em blue-er

Do you flip your pillow to the cold side?
Yes

How many times have you eaten sushi?
About 8

Are you a big fan of thunderstorms?
Depends
If its in the middle of the night between a sunday and a monday
no.

Does any part of your body hurt right now?
My Hand

Do you have an accent?
No, But I Do Say "Eh" As so many Stereotypical Canadians do.

Are you good at giving directions?
Haha, Lets Just say you would not want to go on a road trip with me

Confused about anything?
Urm, kinda

Did you get any compliments lately?
Yup

Have you had sex with more than 25 partners?
I Havent even had sex with one partner

Did you sleep in past noon today?
Sadly, no

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Yeah.

How is the weather right now?
It's perfect

Quizzies//:://Jacked From Djayy

Start it off with, are you available?
Yeah, But Kinda In Love

Do you live in the northern or southern hemisphere?
Northen I Think

You're stuck in an elevator with your worst enemy, what do you do?
Stare at them awkwardly and say "Bitch" Every twenty seconds

You're trapped in a room for 3 days with the person you fell the hardest for, what would you do?
Ummmmmmmmm
Thats between me and her

If you woke up in one of the Saw movies, do you think you could survive?
No
Then again, I wouldnt know
I Never saw them

Will this weekend be a good one?
Maybe~<3

If someone liked you, would you want them to tell you?
Yeah
I Might like them back

Do you have a friend that is a complete and total flirt around everyone?
Ummm, She Jokes

Have you ever thrown a shoe at someone?
Who hasnt?

What's the most important part of a relationship in your opinion?
Trust and Love

If you could be with anyone right now, who would it be?
Rhea, Sarah and Short Shit!
(Love you connor!)

Do you believe that if you want something bad enough you'll get it?
Nope
Sorry Hunny, But thats just not how the world works

Have you thought about an ex today?
Yuppers, Im talking to her friend!

How important is a sense of humor in a significant other?
Maybe too important

Do you think you will be married in 10 years?
Well, I'd Like to Be a bachelor-ette When I'm 22, thanks

What's your home screen image on your phone?
Um,
Scince my phones shit,
Its the Hellomoto guy

Whats song lyrics to the song your listening to?
Dont Trust a Hoe, Never Trust a Hoe, Wont Trust a Hoe Cuz the hoe wont trust me

Last December, what was your love life like?
Ummm, Awkward forced 20 second boyfriends?

Have you ever been around someone who was high?
Yeah
I Slapped him

Do you have a best friend?
Only 3 good ones<3

Will tomorrow be a good day?
Think So<3

Are you listening to music?
Yupp!
Starstrukk by 3OH!3

Do you sleep with your door open or closed?
closed

Think you will be in a relationship three months from now?
Maybe<3 I mean, you never know about that kind of thing

Are you sober?
always

Do you currently have a hickey?
ew. no.

Do you have any brothers?
yes
My Big Bro is sooooo tall!!

When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Does the Exam count?

Would you ever get a tattoo?
Umm, Yeah!
Doi!

Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
Maybe!
I really Dont know

Who was the last person you took a photo with?
Tha Gang at school

How did you get your last bruise?
Getting Blood Taken from my hand

Last person you talked to on the phone?
Jess.

The last person you hugged, did you have feelings for them?
Well, Considering its my mom...
No

Is there anyone who doesn't like you?
Haha, i have a lot of haters

Are you mad at someone right now?
Nope!

Are you okay with the life you live?
Eh, Could Be better

Where were you 2 hours ago?
Watching shrek

Are you wearing socks right now?
Nope!

Could you date someone who used poor grammar?
As Long as it wasnt accessive, and they tried to fix it, yeah.

Do you like hugs?
yepper

Do you like where you live?
Its Ok

Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
Maybe
Im Too Oblivious

What should you be doing?
Whatever it was my daddy wanted me to do

What's your favorite color?
Neons<3

How often do you curl or straighten your hair?
Every second or third day

Are your parents in love?
I Think so
But they fight

Do you have any scars?
A Few on my left wrist.

Your best friend commits suicide, what do you do?
Well, we made a pact,
So I'd go too

What color are your bed sheets?
Spongebob still<3

Lost anything lately?
Yup

Which do you prefer - eyes or lips?
eyes

Medicine, fine arts, or law?
fine arts

Is your password about a boy?
No

Are you one of those people who obsesses over Hollister?
ew fuck hollister (I Agree with Djayy on that one)

Miss someone?
definitely

When someone says "we need to talk", what runs through your mind?
what did i do this time

What color are your eyes?
Shady blue

Are you tan?
not really