HELLO

I woke to a small pain, it was just enought to make me say ouch. I stuck my head out of the bush and saw a cute girl and her foot was on my tail. I said, "hello,can i have my tail back" she seemed real mad. she showed me teeth and i saw she was a vampire. "what you going to cut my head off or something liek all the other ones try to do?", i said. she seemed puzzled. "Dont you want to try to kill me?" she said. i shook my head.

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