This is Park Radio, the source for all your soul-stealing amusement park needs!
We have a special report for all you guests and employees out there.
It seems that there is a fight breaking out in the main midway between two young men.
They have been identified as Blake, the sixteen year old boy who is on his fifth ride, (amazing!) and Russ, a large, beefy one who first entered the park with Blake.
Russ appears to have a metal pipe that he picked up who knows where, and has struck Blake on the side of the head with it! Russ's face is as red as a clown's and his eyes look wild! Are those tears I see coming out of those frenzied eyes?
Blake is getting up now, and it looks like he's confused. Heck, I would too if my friend suddenly whacked me with a pipe. They're talking now... Oh! Russ just took another swing but Blake was expecting it and it only hit his arm.
More words from Russ, who's looking crazier every second! Another swing, and a miss! Blake is on his feet and he's taking off. We'll continue to follow them now...
It seems that Blake has ducked into a photo booth to hide from his homicidal friend.
Russ is pacing through the midway, shouting about making it 'not harder than it has to be'. He's apologizing to Blake, saying he's really sorry about 'this'.
Woah, Blake just jumped out of the photo booth and tackled his friend. There goes the pole, but Blake has snatched it up now. He's holding it over Russ's head now.
My oh my, Russ is crying now. What a sad man... he's screaming something about the Ferris Wheel. Now that is a nasty ride.
Russ is on his feet now, he looks like a nervous animal. And he's off, to who knows where.
Uh oh, he's found the 'exit door'. This is gonna be good. Russ is running towards it now at full speed, with Blake close on his heels. Poor suckers...
Bang! The trap door just opened, and Russ is now down. Down into the Works. I can see the rotating gears from here, it is not a pretty sight. Blake stopped just short, lucky dog. Aaaand the doors closed.
Ladies and gentleman, this was a special Park Radio Report. Remember, you can't escape.
