Flowers bloomed, birds sang.... Its fucking May, People!

It's May Day. Children the world over are delivering flower baskets and dancing round May poles. Ok, maybe not, bt at one point in time that happened.

My friends turned 25 yesterday and she freely told me that she is having some crisis over mortality. I'm waiting until 30 for mine.

You know, I've come to some very important decisions in the last few months, one of which is I have resolved to buy a house this year. Now I just need to get on top of it. I'm really good at decision, it the action where I usually stop. You see, I have terminal laziness. Maybe it's a midwest thing, maybe it's an american thing, but it's there...

It was pretty close to 80 degrees yesterday. Sure there were 40 MPH wind gusts, but that's alright... it was gorgeous and it kills me to stare out the window on days like that, I want to just walk outside and play frisbee with my dog.

I'm going to KC with my sister this weekend, and I think it will be fun. We're going to "the boats" and I will come back very much poorer, I can almostpromise that. However, we are meeting my cousin scott and his wife there. I have never met his wife and I am kind of excited...

For some reason I just got a stupid and crazy idea I'm going to tell a story all in the little emoticon thingies, you figure it out~!

Alright, here's the story, this guy's just hanging out and the girl winks at him, he totally falls for her after brief shock. She suddenly decides that her pink-haired life isn't the existance she wants and turns goth. He cries about it a little and bcomes a ninja and pokes her eyes out so she now wears glasses.

I had to end it that way due to there are no smilies that are slightly less alive...

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