Most important goal EVER

Alright, I'm feeling kind of better after the tornado scare got my adrenaline up. No real damage, most rural tornados. I still haven't seen one. In 30 years of life, I have never seen a tornado, dammit.

Alright, back to the most important goal EVER. I have recently decided that since I live right in the goddamn middle of the country that the people who matter (also read "the people who read my page") need to get their asses to my house and we will have a myO/theO keg party at my house, and if SG could convince Adam to sponsor that, I wouldn't complain. It's about damn time that I actually saw your faces instead of pictures of your faces. So, get your asses to my house this summer. I'm awesome and you should visit me.

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