These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty

So, It's 4:11 AM and I have to wake up in four and a half hours to work a 12 hour fucking day. Why am I not asleep? Your guess is as good as mine. Eh, if you need help tomorrow and call your cell phone company, and it's the one I work for, I hope you don't get me. I'll be cranky. Work lasted forever today, and if I have to troubleshoot a phone with a customer who has a lower IQ than my dog I may fucking burn some shit down.

Challenge Time! With your own brain, pretend you are a powerful casting director and cast a live action Cowboy Bebop Movie for me. Jordan and I have been discussing this literally for years and it's always a rousing discussion and interesting to see opinons. I don't care about rumors or any of that shit. Think about how YOU would cast it if you could pick and FIAT them all into saying "yes." Discuss!

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