Alright, I have hatched a conspiracy theory. Sadly I'm thinking I'm going to be the victim. I have decided that Way and Mikey have set me up for a long con. They are accomplished con men, and that's why it feels like this visit is all my idea. Good for them. They actually live in the same area. What area, I'm not sure. But Mikey is being planted in my house to steal my identity and Way is going to get here and say he doesn't have enough money to make it home. After much refusal he finally agrees to my giving him some money. Therefore Mikey will leave with my credit and Way will leave with my cash. I'm on to you, boys...

I realize this is rather preposterous and silly, but it made me chuckle when I thought of it this morning....