Love is like sneezing. You are seized with a compelling, almost irresistible urge, and it hurts to hold back and ultimately you lose THAT battle. Once you either give in or are swept away you are sent one a wild, uncontrolled ride that can seem to last forever or only a second. You might even wet yourself a little. (Come on, admit it. It's happened to everyone.) Both sometimes force you to keep eyes closed and both prove dangerous while driving.

Then, once the fit is over, sure there's a little relief, but man can you miss that ride.