"Smile though your heart is aching.
Smile even though it's breaking.
When there are clouds in the sky, you'll get by.
If you smile through your fear and sorrow,
Smile and maybe tomorrow,
You'll find that life is still worthwhile,
If you just smile..."

~Charlie Chaplin

Yep! This world is aimed for smile. A created this world to escape sadness.
I wanna share to you guys my little drops of sense of humor. How I wish it'll work!
I hope all the freak nothings I post here can bring smile to the readers!
(^_^?

According to Charles Darwin...

Two boys argumenting about the origin of human...

Boy1 (pro-Bible): I believe humans are creations of God.

Boy2 (pro-Science): I don't think so! According to Charles Darwin's Evolution Theory, humans evolved from monkeys and chimpanzees.

Boy1 (pro-Bible): Dude! We're talking about human. We're not talking about your race, okey?

LOL! Nice one! Peace out! (^_^v

Point of View

In a swimming pool...

Boy: Waaaah! Help! I'm drowning, please! Somebody! Help! I can't swim! Waaah!

Girl: You freak boy, shut Up! Stop crying out loud of your stupidity! I don't know how to play piano but I never scream like "Waaah! Help me! I can't play piano! Waaah!", that's crazy, you know!

Yeah! She got a point of view! (^_^?

Dear Diary

Dear Diary

Gosh, I’m so happy today. My crush caught me looking at him and said “You freaky nerd, stop staring at me!” He’s so cute & hot when he gets mad!

Last time, I pretended to collapse beside him. But he pushed me away and I fell down on the floor. I found my nose bleeding, but it’s okey. At least, I’ve touched him. I felt horny, gosh! Ahaha! I just love it!

He also asked for my picture. He said he will need it for a witchcraft experiment. OMG! Maybe it’s a love spell! I’m so excited! Isn’t that sweet?

I’ll write to you again tomorrow, okey?
I’m going to call him, I wish he will not reject my call again! (^_^v

- Diary entry of a desperate ugly girl

<Peace Out! Just for Fun!> (^_^?

Mirror Magic

Just want to share it with you guys! This is cool.

Follow this simple instruction.
Put a mirror beside the weird text below and read the reflection of this text from the mirror:

y 9 >I n O m_____A_____2 ‘ 9 5I 9 H T

T n O 5I T_____n i_____6 n i b A 9 5I

5I O 5I 5I I M_____9H T_____T O

What's the message behind?
Peace out! (^_^v

If this is how useful mathematics is in our daily lives...

In a market…

Vendor: How many kilos of apples, sir?

Customer: 3x-5: where x = 6!

Vendor: Okey! 13 kilos. Oh! It’s $ sin90° per kilo!

Customer: Uhmm… Can you convert that to arctangent?

Vendor: Sorry! I can’t! Let’s just use tangent, okey? So $ sin90° equals... It’s $ 5tan45°! If you want, you can apply reduction formula.

Customer: No, Thanks! Here’s (x²-4x-3)/sin3x; where x = $7.00. Keep the change!

If this is how useful mathematics is in our daily lives...
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Let’s fight! C’mon!
#(ð_6)