Two boys argumenting about the origin of human...
Boy1 (pro-Bible): I believe humans are creations of God.
Boy2 (pro-Science): I don't think so! According to Charles Darwin's Evolution Theory, humans evolved from monkeys and chimpanzees.
Boy1 (pro-Bible): Dude! We're talking about human. We're not talking about your race, okey?
LOL! Nice one! Peace out! (^_^v
In a swimming pool...
Boy: Waaaah! Help! I'm drowning, please! Somebody! Help! I can't swim! Waaah!
Girl: You freak boy, shut Up! Stop crying out loud of your stupidity! I don't know how to play piano but I never scream like "Waaah! Help me! I can't play piano! Waaah!", that's crazy, you know!
Yeah! She got a point of view! (^_^?
Dear Diary
Gosh, I’m so happy today. My crush caught me looking at him and said “You freaky nerd, stop staring at me!” He’s so cute & hot when he gets mad!
Last time, I pretended to collapse beside him. But he pushed me away and I fell down on the floor. I found my nose bleeding, but it’s okey. At least, I’ve touched him. I felt horny, gosh! Ahaha! I just love it!
He also asked for my picture. He said he will need it for a witchcraft experiment. OMG! Maybe it’s a love spell! I’m so excited! Isn’t that sweet?
I’ll write to you again tomorrow, okey?
I’m going to call him, I wish he will not reject my call again! (^_^v
- Diary entry of a desperate ugly girl
<Peace Out! Just for Fun!> (^_^?
Just want to share it with you guys! This is cool.
Follow this simple instruction.
Put a mirror beside the weird text below and read the reflection of this text from the mirror:
y 9 >I n O m_____A_____2 ‘ 9 5I 9 H T
T n O 5I T_____n i_____6 n i b A 9 5I
5I O 5I 5I I M_____9H T_____T O
What's the message behind?
Peace out! (^_^v
In a market…
Vendor: How many kilos of apples, sir?
Customer: 3x-5: where x = 6!
Vendor: Okey! 13 kilos. Oh! It’s $ sin90° per kilo!
Customer: Uhmm… Can you convert that to arctangent?
Vendor: Sorry! I can’t! Let’s just use tangent, okey? So $ sin90° equals... It’s $ 5tan45°! If you want, you can apply reduction formula.
Customer: No, Thanks! Here’s (x²-4x-3)/sin3x; where x = $7.00. Keep the change!
If this is how useful mathematics is in our daily lives...
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Let’s fight! C’mon! #(ð_6)