Apparently more deaths are caused every year by vending machines than by sharks. I find this fascinating. To be killed by a vending machine, presumably you would give your money to the machine, the machine eats your money, but fails to give you your chips or soda or whatever, so you get furious and shake the machine, and accidentally pull it down on top of yourself. Man. Can you imagine THAT eulogy? "Joe was just a regular guy who really, really, really loved Snapple." I dunno.