I really hate it when people say, "Come to the Dark Side, we have cookies," or variations thereof. Does Darth Vader have tea parties with Voldemort and Loki? Do they serve little sandwiches with the crusts cut off and drink out of little pink cups? NO! So stop making fools of the Dark Side! They have more dignity than that! Besides, I'm insulted that you think I can be bribed into joining the Dark Side with cookies. Bagels, maybe, but not cookies.

(ps Everyone please pray and give your support to XxArrancarFanxX, because she's going through a rough time.)