Happy Rambling

I've been thinking about it, and by the time the next US presidential election comes around I will be old enough to vote. So I need to start thinking about what issues are important to me and which candidates most closely share my beliefs. My first choice for president would be Tintin, because he would be too busy having crazy adventures to actually run the country. Unfortunately, Tintin is not a naturalized citizen of the united states and also he isn't actually real , so he can't be president. I have also rejected Bob and Ray, due to the fact that they are dead, though frankly that would not make them any less competent then the bozos who actually are running the country. I considered Dave Barry, because he has laid out his plans for the country very persuasively (and if you don't know what I'm talking about...then I'm sorry). But if Barry was busy running the country, he might not have time to write his Year in Review. We need Dave Barry's Year in Review. So at long last, I have turned to the only man I believe truely able to lead our country: William Shatner. I cannot possibly imagine how this could not work. I mean, sure, he would have to bring the Secret Service to conventions with him, which might be a bit awkward at first, but everyone would get used to it. So that is my plan. For whatever. Yup.

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