Why?

Author's note: yay! my first post here! Okay, I love IchiHitsu and this is one of my fanfiction stories called Why. Read and tell me what ya think

Go IchiHitsu!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Shirou-chan!" Ichigo sang as he Shunpo-ed through Seireitei to visit his favorite taichou in Tenth division office. As soon as he got in the office, he was met by his boyfriend's ice cold death stare. Ichigo just shook it off and walked up to his desk which was covered with stacks of paperwork. There was a huge pile that seemed to be the 'finished' pile, but there was an undone pile that was twice the size.

"Don't call me Shirou-chan" Hitsugaya said, not looking up from the pile he was tackling. "Understand?"

"Okay" Ichigo smirked as Hitsugaya looked up to give him a suspicious look, then return to his work. "I won't call you Shirou-chan...Toushi-kun"

"Toushi-kun?" Hitsugaya put his brush down and turned to the now smiling orange-haired boy. He blinked twice.

"Yeah, I'll call you Toushi. It sounds better than 'Shirou-chan' anyway." Hitsugaya frowned.

"It's Hitsugaya-taichou"

"Why?"

"Because I'd prefer you call me that"

"Why?"

"Because you have to address me as a captain" He was starting to lose patience.

"Why?"

"Because!"

"Because why?" Ichigo blinked and moved closer and Hitsugaya’s eyebrow started to twitch.

“Why?” Hitsugaya asked and Ichigo nodded.

“Just because! That’s why!”

Ichigo just blinked again and moved closer so his face was a few inches away from Hitsugaya’s, whose usually calm expression was mixed with anger and frustration.

“Why?”

That did it “Kurosa-mmph?!” Ichigo quickly pressed his lips against Toushirou's, stopping him before he could go off on the him.

"Uhh..." Totally speechless

"Toushi-kun it is then." Ichigo smiled down at hte clearly surprised boy, then, in one move, snatched the boy out of his seat and into his arms.

"Kurosaki, put me d-"

"Time for a work break. Why? Just because. That's why." He said playfully. Ichigo then walked the little captain over to the tenth divistion couch, laid him down, and attacked him in a horny frenzy.

Five minutes later...or something like that...

"Hahahahaha..." Matsumoto giggled as she made her way to the tenth divison. "That thing Renji did with the rubber ducky, the cup of water, and the bowl of uncooked lima beans was SWEEEET! What's his secret?Hmmm"

As Matsumoto walked in the office, she got the shock of her druken night, Ichigo going crazy on her taichou on her favorite napping place. Ichigo jumped off of the young captain and started searching the floor for his abandoned T-shirt and Hitsugaya stood up, his whole face lit up red.

"Taichou? What just happened?" Ichigo and Hitsugaya stared back at each other for a moment before turning to the big-busted woman in front of them.

"...why?"

End