I like words. I feel I am obliged to share my favorites with you. Maybe you could learn something.
Oporopolist- n. Fruit-seller
Dodrantal- adj. Nine inches in length
Brephophagist- n. One who eats babies
Odynometer- n. Instrument that measures pain
Crassulent- adj. Very fat; grossly obese
Deartuate- v. To dismember
Diffibulate- v. To unbutton/unbuckle
Epalpebrate- adj. Lacking in eyebrows (*cough*zabuza*cough*)