sorry i havn't posted in a while. i'd like to say it was because of my terribly busy social life, but since i don't have a social life (outside of my friends) i can't.

Today i was eating a banana. It was actually kind of gross. I mean, it had lots of brown spots and mush everywhere... ugh. So anyways while i was eating it i went online to check my email and, while i was doing that, i bit down on my tongue instead of the banana. REALLY HARD. Seriously. Becuase i am a total spaz, i shreiked, dropped my banana, and ran to the bathroom to see if it was bleeding. Then, when i saw that it was,(just a tiny bit-like a spot) i shreiked again. Thank God i was home alone, or else everyone would have thought someone was breaking into our house.

See?? That's what i get for eating healthy. I was all, "no, Kaly, don't eat that brownie. Eat a nice banana instead. It's healthier." And what did it get me??? Nothing but a cut tongue and a screaming fit. *sigh*