Double list time! Since I've been playing it alot lately it's time to look at Tekken Characters and how I rate them starting with the worst list.
Dishonorable Mentions
Craig Marduk: Very forgettable but at least he controls well.
Christie Monteiro: A poor female clone of Eddy Gordo but personality makes up for it.
Lili De Rochefort: There have been better fighting characters in her category but is at least interesting.
Ganryu: Generic Sumo Wrestler is generic but his personality makes up for it and controls well.
Raven: Don't like the design but is at least useful.
10. Bryan Fury
There have been better fighting characters in his category but unlike Lili who has similar problems has no redeeming features; he's no Dead of Alive's Bayman that's for sure.
9. Bob Richards
He looks like a human Kung Fu Panda, which is ironic considering the game does have a fighting Panda, he only needs Jack Black's voice and he'd be complete.
8. Feng Wei
Generic Chinese man is generic, between him and Ganryu they are the most generic fighters in their category, the only difference is Ganryu is a good character to use and has a better story while Feng looks like he's constipated.
7. Nina Williams
She controls really well but not exactly big on personality and didn't deserve her own terrible spinoff game.
6. Xiaoyu Ling
Generic Chinese girl mixed with a rather irritating personality, got way more screen time than she deserves but nowhere near as bad as two of the top four in hogging the limelight and not earning it.
5. Steve Fox
I don't mind if the British character is a boxer but at least make him decent, I've never been so frustrated in controlling a character in all my life, when I want someone to punch, I want them to bloody punch! Not move around trying to dodge attacks that aren't coming.
4. Alisa Bosconovitch
Tekken's most recent important character is a Waifu, seriously Tekken? Watching the story with her and Lars in Tekken 6 is awkward and it gets worst in the spin off Blood Vengenace movie when she's now friends with Xiaoyu. Gets way too much screentime.
3. Lars Alexandersson
Because Tekken really needs another member of the Mishima clan who controls even worse than all the other family members and has none of the personality of the other members, in fact he's basically a worst version of Jin Kazama who is probably the blandest member of the family.
2. Reina
Congratulations Tekken, you've created a fanfiction character, everything about Reina was stolen from a fan fiction written 30 years ago. Shame on you Tekken.
1. Gon
Gon is a little chibi Dinosaur who was included in Tekken 3 as a secret character, he's the type of character trolls use to guarantee a win because they aren't good enough to win with an established character and ends up becoming a bullying tactic. You are a terrible person if you are one of those people and should apologize to the sibling, friend or cousin you upset for doing so. Not saying any names and they may not even read this but they know who they are.
