10 Sadistic Things to do in Mario Kart

Post 22 continues the Sadistic Series with Mario Kart

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1. Blue Shell Hit Right at the Finish Line
Lets go one step further on the previous entry on the other list by actually stealing a victory on the line, because Blue Shelling anyone at that point deserves some rage.

2. Taking Someone Out on the Jump in Wario Stadium
Which will then make them have to do half a lap again, the fun of the N64 era.

3. Successfully Making the Shortcut on Rainbow Road N64 Three Times in a Row
Because nothing says ultimate troll like exploiting Shortcuts and lapping your opponent.

4. The Infamous Giant Mushroom Hack
Nintendo Wii's lack of security made it so hackers could program their karts to always be giant making themselves unbeatable.

5. Using the Small Racer Cheat on Super Mario Kart and Starting the Race
It means you will never win and you will always be flattened, bonus point if you were once a small naive child whose older cousin did this on purpose just to tease you, speaking of Lightning.

6. Being Thrown off the Track by Lightning
Nothing is more frustrating than a well timed Lightning Bolt that not only makes you small but throws you out the arena.

7. Having Your Moves Predicted by Your Opponent
Having played my partner long enough, she knows my driving style so well that she can place traps in the right place to make sure I hit them.

8. Steal Victory by Ramping Over Your Opponent
My favorite trick, Rainbow Road 7 and Maple Treeway are good ones to do this on.

9. Subjecting Your Opponents to Snes Rainbow Road, Baby Park on Extreme Items or Toads Turnpike Mirrored
Watch the insanity in the Multiplayer room as you become "that player" who wants to create mayhem.

10. Using the Replay Option to Remind Opponents of Their Wipeouts
The amount of videos created online through just the character reactions and body language from wipeouts to victories created a meme of it's own with Death Stare Luigi and Chariots of Fire Donkey Kong to name two. This is especially sadistic if the footage is any of the other entries I've listed.

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