Goldilocks And The Three Bears?!

Hey everyone, sorry I couldn't post up anything, my internet and foxtel are going funny. But anyway, like I said that I would do more weird things about school, well here is another one to make you laugh! (hopefully, anyway)

I was in science class and we were getting ready to do an experiment but we couldn't do it because we had to write up the method and stuff. So anyway, we had another teacher in the class to help some kids. The experiment we were doing was seeing how quickly different sizes of salt crystals dissolve. There were big crystals, medium crystals (your normal kitchen salt) and the small crystals were ground up medium ones. And the other teacher was talking about what I like to call the Three Bears theory! She said it's like the three bears with papa bear being the big salt crystals, mama bear being the medium crystals and baby bear being the small crystals. So basically saying, to get baby bear, we had to grind up mama bear! Poor mama bear! And then we had to fill the beaker with water and I'm thinking, We're drowning the three bears! Why can't we drown Goldilocks instead! She was the one breaking baby bear's chair! She should get drowned. not the bears!

So I hope you are enjoying my new school series called Weirdness Overload!

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