You know the drill, it's your BOY Oscar/Garu, fic writer, RPer and cosplay extraordinare.

I'm 18, male and from ye olde england

tumblr: Legolasstar
snapchat: oscarrobi
skype: bella.garu

proud owner of two spoilt dogs and two abused sewing machines


my personal cheerleading squad

updates on life

sup guys it's been a while since I made a post so a lot of you are probably still in the dark

1. I'm now at college doing fashion and costume in my first year of a two year course after which i'll go onto university probably in london

2. I'm the uncle of a hairy kid named athena Anthea

3. Wahey I'm transgender. Surprise. I now go by the name of Oscar and have done for a reasonable while so please bear that in mind you cretins

4. I got a new puppy, she's called Robin or pooey roo for short

yeeeaaaaaaaaaaaah

got tagged. had to do shit

Axel's 11 questions:

What would you name your first child if you ever had one?
Sebastian
What was always your dream job?
Workin' for the rspca
Someone stole your underwear and flew them like a flag on top of a building, what do you do?
Stare and hope they're clean
You are chowing down on a box of McDonald's chicken nuggets when you find a chicken head. How do you react?
Who the fuck eats mc nuggets. Paddy, dinner time
You step in dog poo by mistake and end up trailing it into your house. Would you clean it up, or would you get someone else to do it?
Wipe it up
Spiders: Cute, or nasty?
ew nasty
If you were given rulership of your country for one day what would be the main 3 things you would do first?
Destroy the renewal of trident, kill the tories and legalise gay marriage already
Your house is on fire! (Don't blame Molly!) You can only get one item and rescue it, what do you choose?
MOOOOLLY.
Laptop
If someone offered you £3000 (Lets say $3000 if you are in the US) to do a nude magazine shoot, would you do it?
Hrm
If my face wasn't in it, then yes.
Would you ever do a food challenge like on Man Vs Food?
YES
What would be your dream pet? (Real animal or fictional)
Lickle fluffy lynx

Got tagged, innit

ULE 1: POST THE RULES. RULE 2: ANSWER THE QUESTIONS THE TAGGER SET FOR YOU IN THEIR POST, THEN MAKE 11 NEW ONES. RULE 3: TAG 11 PEOPLE AND LINK THEM TO YOUR POST. RULE 4: LET THEM KNOW YOU’VE TAGGED THEM. Yeah fuck that, i'm not tagging people

Questions:

1. If you could get ONE thing that you want right now, what would it be?
an oyster card that never has to be topped up because it's unlimited!

2. If you could go anywhere right now, where would you go?
To see my friend for his/her birthday because two of my friends have their birthdays today

3. If you could meet anyone right now, who would you want to meet?
MATT SMITH. I could meet him tomorrow but i'm too poor

4. One thing you regret that you did:
I regret not taking my gcses srsly

5. One thing you can always laugh about:
How much of a loser i am hahahaha
OTL

6. One thing you never want to forget:
How to answer my A level exams

7. What's your passion in life?
History

8. Your ideal guy/girl would be like...?
Cuddly, a bit dry, taller than me, live near me, funny and not too serious

9. What would you want someone to notice in you?
That I know a lot of random bullshit

10. You couldn't go on in life without what?
My laptop air

11. Are you happy I tagged you? >be honest ppl!< xD
Wut.
Eh.
Le wateva

Totoyami's Questions:

1.What's your favorite scary movie? (get it? XD)
Little nick JOKE, JOKE THAT'S FUNNY. Uh, Actually, the others.
2.Have you ever been to a Haunted House and made it to the end?
Yeeees.
3.If you had a super power, what would it be and why?
I would like to be able to shape shift because why the f--- not?
4.What is the most outrageous lie you have ever told and did anyone believe it?
uhhhh..."I don't hate you, i just dislike you" NO BITCH, I HATE YOU. LOL. Yes people believe that.
5.What would your reaction be to a clown?
Honk.
6.What is your catch phrase?
Currently it's either "Mother F*cking legit" or "I AM SHERLOCK HOLMES MOTHER F*CKER"
7.If you could dye your hair, what color?
Plum coloured.
8.Do you fear zombies?
No. They are slow. Dude, have you seen shaun of the dead or the trailers for cockney vs zombies?
9.Have you ever been caught in an awkward situation?
Yes. Lots.
10.Has an annoying song ever got stuck in your head?
Of course
11.My questions suck, what do you think?
Better than nothing.

My Questions:
1. Favourite film/musical?
2. Favourite song?
3. When did you first get drunk?
4. Coke or pepsi?
5. To be or not to be?
6. Do you believe in god?
7. Doth thou cosplay-eth?
8. What are you most excited for this year.
10. Did you notice I missed 9?
11. Moo?

Weeew!

So guys, i just got promoted! One away from otaku legend, i am! I've had this account for over a year or so...or something and i've been with the site for a good three (or four) years!
PROMOTION PARTAY.
*untz untz*

Dx

That awkward moment when you see another sneasel gijinka and realise you've been putting the feather and ear on the wrong sides
SNEARI, YOU ARE A GLITCH. EVOLVE ALREADY