Waz up? This is where me and my friends and I (kudos to save-our-sporks, tsukiryoushi,and SpiffySporkPerson) are gonna talk about Social Studies. And by that mean gossip, what ever we find. Whether it's funny, a bit steamy, or really creepy. So, here goes nothing.
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he'll want some milk. If you give our friend a black guy, she'll fall in love with him. I'd like to have a silly little conversation about shallowness. I mean, seriously. I'm not exactly a looker, but theres nothing wrong with me. I'm smart, occasionally funny, and good-natured(debatable, but true. I'm just saying, being shallow is admitting that you're stupid. Just cause a person looks good, doesn't mean he is good (though the air force would beg to differ).
NEVER get kicked in the balls unless you've pissed beforehand
It sucks majorly. I'll get you KEVIN! You can run, but you cant hide from the power of the Elvis SIDE! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Yep. Yep.
I was unbelievably witty yesterday. And it had to do with politics. Beat that, losers.
Anywho, I had just watched Spiderwick Chronicles with my family (horrible movie), and my mom was insane.
"Do you think there's actually people who believe in things that don't exist?" she asked.
"Yeah, I know one person," I said.
"Who?"
"Well, George Bush believes there are weapons of mass destruction." I said.
Beat that, conservatives!
LIFE LESSON #2:
Never date a girl if...
- You don't know her last name
- You only see her every other day
- If she thinks she's a vampire
Hehe, school dance was today. I didn't go, those things are always lame anyway. I know tsukiryoushi has a report, so I won't steal her thunder. That's really all I just felt like posting and updating people. Oh, ya, cause I made the Life Lesson, it got me thinking bout my ex-girlfriend and what her last name was. Damn its been so long I've forgotton. Scanning the school directory now for her name.
Humerous Thought:
I intend to buy out all the lockers around mine so I don't have to deal wit fricken prps the whole day long. If you'd like to sponsor, please contact me.
Look for a new series coming soon: "The many opinions on a girl named Todd(not her real name, but our nickname)."
Now Ghandi, a charming lad(not), has the affections of a friend of mine. She can do so much better. That kid is frickin wack. He sits next to me in math. Now, I don't know if I'm a good judge of intellegence, but my friend is at least as smat as me, and he, well, let's just say that when his IQ reches 50, he should sell.
Thats all of Ghandi for now, he's annoying, and has another story, but thats for the others to tell. So, my next thing that I'm going to do in this post (that's right, it's not over yet) is give you all a life lesson. So I gladly present
LIFE LESSON #1:
Never play "Thumb War" with a perv.
