Wittycism

I was unbelievably witty yesterday. And it had to do with politics. Beat that, losers.

Anywho, I had just watched Spiderwick Chronicles with my family (horrible movie), and my mom was insane.

"Do you think there's actually people who believe in things that don't exist?" she asked.

"Yeah, I know one person," I said.

"Who?"

"Well, George Bush believes there are weapons of mass destruction." I said.

Beat that, conservatives!

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