~Charles
That b*stard, leaving with K'satri. He'll get his. "That's my woman furry!" There we go, this message will show him his place.
"Congrats friend. You just made it to the top of my s*it list. ^^ And if she's really your woman why didn't you go on the walk with her? XP Looks to me like you're delusional! You should probably get that looked at before you totally lose it."
Grr.... I will not have that looked at! How can she leave with that punk anyways. What does he have that I don't...
I get it, 'Satri is trying to make me jealous first. Playing games and everything. I'll update my poetry and strike. Rei won't know what hit him. Won't know what hit him... like a ninja. Charles the Ninja. Chuckles the Clown Ninja. I will be a god to all people soon enough.
I stood up to go. Desmine gave me a glance. "You aren't going to do something you'll regret are you?"
"I've never regretted anything in my life. You're children will hear about Chuckles the Clown Ninja someday."
"What the h*ll is wrong with you?"
"Nothing, nothing at all."
I snuck through a couple of carts and saw them. There were talking. Is she giving him a dust bunny? THAT SHOULD BE MY DUST BUNNY!!!
I sent him a message. "Prepare to learn your place furry."
I ninjaed my way into their cart.
"I have a message. Sorry, about this, I'll just check it quick."
"What are you doing?" Oh, no K'satri saw through my amazing ninja skills. She truly is amazing. I must use my last few seconds of surprise to my advantage.
Rei started to turn around, "Wha-".
I gave my war cry. "LOVE AND WAR! Ninja strike!" Direct hit. He fell into a chair with a mean looking grin on his face and started saying something not suitable to say in front of a lady. I bought myself a second with her.
"K'satri , I now realize you wanted a more personal message of love. Not one over text."
"Did you just hit him?"
"That's not important right now, he was only getting in the way of our love anyways. I've revised my poem in hopes it will be more to your liking.
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm pretty handsome.
I should be with you."
She was clearly surprised by this wonderful occurrence. She will surely reward me with a dust bunny of my own. She will give me ALL THE DUST BUNNIES!
Wait, what's Rei doing?
~Yay for stupidness. I'm declaring train rides the place for stupid side stories.
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Charles
Rei
Desmine
K'satri
