~Desmine
As 'Satri and that cat guy, Rei, went to check out the train, I decided to stay back. Of course I was curious, but personally I wasn't looking to find dead bugs. Gross.
When Charles stood up, I watched suspiciously. "You're not going to do something you'll regret are you?" I asked.
"I've never regretted anything in my life. You're children will hear about Chuckles the Clown Ninja someday." I felt my eye twitch. Did... did he just call himself Chuckles the Clown Ninja? I think so...
"What the h*ll is wrong with you?"
"Nothing, nothing at all." More like everything. Dear God... And then he snuck off like a stalker. My head fell to may hands, a mild head ache growing.
"I'm surrounded by idiots, I'm surrounded by idiots, I'm surrounded by idiots..." I began to chant under my breath, earning a strange look from the person next to me.
Not long later, Rei came back. Alone. No Charles. No 'Satri. And he looked extremely POed. When he walked by and his back was to me, I slipped out of the cart to go search out the other two. Make sure the creeper wasn't raping anyone on the first train ride.
By the time I found them, Charles was all but dancing around her, bowing down, and throwing flowers with hearts in his eyes, and 'Satri was furiously trying to make realize that SHE DIDN'T LIKE EITHER OF THEM. And I could here her keep saying something about a "Steve"? Who the h*ll was Steve? Oh, what the heck. May as well break this up.
I opened the door with a loud "BANG". "OKAY! ENOUGH! IT'S TIME THE IDIOT MARCHED HIS BUTT BACK TO EVERYONE ELSE AND LEFT A POOR GIRL ALONE!" I demanded, my firey glare latched onto Charles. Walking in, I stuck a wing in between the two. "For f----'s sake get a hint that you're being an annoying f----tard!" Oops, mouth going wild on me. Embarrassedly, I stuck a closed hand in front of my mouth, more like I was thinking about something than masking anything. If any God exhists at all, he will not let Charles see that I'm blu-
"You're blushing!" He drew out the last word. "You must be jealous! But I must apologize, because my heart is for 'Satri, Eagle-lady!" And... that was it. Smack!
"I'd rather burn in h*ll than be jealous for you, because honestly there isn't much difference." OH, BURN. "Now stop hitting on girls and actually be serious! We have a mission coming up, we need to divide the team and elect a captain still!" Business face back. Still a stinging glare, but more composed at least. Yes, I was not going to allow this creeper to try to hit it off with any more girls until after the mission. Not on my watch!
~END~
NO. I SHALL BE THE MEDIATOR. I WILL BUST DOWN THE DOOR AND RESCUE THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS. I AM THE AWESOME ONE. IT IS ME.
xD Des, why you be scary bird woman?
