CHARLES THE JUGGALO

~Myself

Hey, I was wondering if you people want to set up a chat at some point soon. If we do, someone else will have to host. I'm not a senior otaku. D: Anyways, if two or more people say they want one, I'll find someone to host a chat for us. Probably LittlePooch.

~Charles

With K'satri driving, I took the honors of running the radio. "I was flipped at the party drinking a fifth of MD!!!" (Lol, insane clown posy.) The radio stopped working suddenly. I looked in the back. Jasper had a, I did it for the good of humanity, look on his face. "Why did you kill my mus-"

K'satri cut in, "We're here."

I peered out the window, there was a mess of smoke covering the landscape. The ground that was visible was completely barren. It was easy to see battling in this environment would have very low visibility. Some damaged smoke stacks could be seen above the smoke.

We came to a stop, and K'satri looked at us. "In case you were wondering, we aren't stopped of my free will."

Jasper looked at her odd. "What do you..." a goo started pouring through the ventilation. "Oh."

K'satri gave it a poke. "F*ck, the little thing gave me a jolt, and tugged on my finger. STEVE WILL TEACH YOU A THING OR TWO SLIME."

It's time for me to be a hero. "Steve will never get here in time to save you my love. I will do his job and protect you as Charles the Body Guard!!!" I gave the front of the car a kick. A large chunk of it came off. "Pretty impressive, right K'sa..." She was already outside the car trying to fight some Leeches with her stave. It seemed pretty ineffective. In fact they were just ignoring me.

"Get back here!!!" She was chasing after a Leech, her stave was stuck in.

Jasper and I got out of the car. He walked over to me. "The communicator says that the Leeches are a fairly passive species of surge. They won't make an attempt at your life unless you get between it and an energy source, or kill one of them." The two of us got closer to the main building, there were plenty of other buildings, but this one was the largest. K'satri still trying to free her stave from the Leech.

The main building was covered in the a yellow goo, with a terrible coat of green paint. It was hard to tell if the goo was a single Leech or a bundle of them. Parts of it dripped down the building and slithered toward us. "Hey Jasper."

"What?"

"Think they'll be able to sense an energy source from the machines inside you, and that eye of yours."

"Umm..."

"Also, what about our communicators."

A tiny leech jumped onto my arm, over my communicator, and gave a shock to my exposed flesh.

End