~Des
I LET OUT LARGE SHRIEK THROUGH MY BEAK TO ASSERT MY DOMINANCE AS LEADER, WHICH I WRONGFULLY STOLE FROM CHARLES, CAUSE I'M AN UGLY JERK. I HAD STOLEN FURRY AWAY IN HOPES THAT WE WOULD FALL IN LOVE, AND HAVE OUR OWN HALF FURRY BABIES. I FELT MORE COMFTORABLE AROUND HIM BECAUSE WE ARE BOTH FURRIES. EVEN-
~Myself
Charles, get the f*ck away from my keyboard.
~Charles
But I'm a good writer.
~Myself
Do you want to go into the box. So help me, I'll put you in the box.
~Charles
I'll behave.
~Myself
D@mn right you will. Now let me get to work.
~Des
I let out a shriek from my mouth, to show my leadership, and assert dominance. I needed to do this because I wrongfully stole it from one of Shom's OCs. I know that kyou can never make OC's as great as Shom's, so I need to steal things from his.
I had just stolen Rei in hopes that some day we would have furry babies, because we were both obviously half furries. Our shared furriness also made me feel more comfortable around him.
~Myself
Yeah that's good.
~Charles
You suck at this.
~Myself
FINE, I'LL TRY AGAIN, BUT YOU'RE GOING IN THE BOX!!!
~Charles
You always send me to the box.
~Des
I felt sort of bad for not including Rei in the Charles burning, so when I found this in the weapon shop, I had to buy it to surprise Rei with later. It was a voodoo doll that looked almost exactly like Charles. I separated from Rei for a moment, bought it, and hid it away. In addition I got some claw gloves. I knew Charles would give him crap, but we could always kill him or something, and they were pretty cool. As for myself, I bought some fun things for my bow. I'll give you a hint as to what, they go boom.
With the purchase of the doll, I had happily insured that this morning wasn't the last Charles burning. We could make a tradition of it. We could celebrate the year from the first one by burning the actual Charles. It could become a national holiday. Parents and their children could gather around the great fire to celebrate.
"What are you thinking about?" Rei was looking at me funny. We had just been seated at the restaurant for breakfast. There weren't many people here.
"Oh, nothing."
He gave me a smile. "Whatever it was, you sure looked happy."
I gave a little laugh. "Hey... why do all these foods have fish in them. They even have scrambled eggs and salmon."
"I know, it's weird isn't it. I can't believe there aren't more restaurants like this. It's so good. You like fish, don't you?"
"Umm, yeah, sure." I wasn't sure if my love of fish could make me think these meals were a good idea, but I would try for Rei. "So Rei, do you have much of a story from your child hood? I know most people from Haven do since they were the last to have their wall finished."
~Myself
You get to pick who writes for Jasper Poochy since I already had someone pick for Charles.
