Ahaha, using that one site I linked on "KD's World," here are some believable facts about Aberius and his lovable master XD
Kitty
1. Kitty had to stop washing her clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
2. Kitty can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
3. Kitty's dog is trained to pick up her own poop because Kitty will not take shit from anyone. (lmao XD)
4. Kitty doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear. (How do you think I wrote the MotP series so fast? XD)
5. Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Kitty beats all 3 at the same time. (Remember that the next time you play "Janken" XD)
6. Kitty ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
7. Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Kitty is looking for it.
8. Kitty can drown a fish.
9. Kitty doesn't have blood. She is filled with magma.
10. Once a cobra bit Kitty's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Aberius
1. The square root of Aberius is pain. Do not try to square Aberius, the result is death.
2. Some kids pee their name in the snow. Aberius can pee his name into concrete.
3. Aberius stared evil in the face, and it backed down.
4. Aberius recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. (Which he then give to the concrete for free XD)
5. Aberius did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
6. If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Aberius says its beef, then it's beef.
7. Aberius smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Aberius's personal chef.
8. Aberius once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
9. The world's fastest car has 7 gears. 5, 6, and Aberius.
10. The First rule of Aberius is: you do not talk about Aberius.
Lmao! XD I love it so much!!!
Aberius: Exactly, so any of you losers that decide to talk about me, I'll find you and break your legs *evil grin*
Me: Oy, Ab-kun, don't go too wild... you'd be breaking the character everyone knows you to have. XD
Abbie: *clears throat and puts hands behind head* Yeah, whatever, I guess. *kicks a rock*
Lol X3 If you'd like to try the same thing, you can find the website here. Have fun~<3 =^_^=
Yay~ =D It's time for the next part! I'm more behind than I said... I had to make devilled eggs (or as my mom calls them... "twangy eggs" XD;;) Boy it's hot today... Alright, let's do this thing! If I don't pass out, first... ;;OTL
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Hey guys, I've got a killer headache tonight. So I'm going to put off the next part of MotP until tomorrow morning... (or noon... depending on when I revive XD)
Sorry guys. See you next update. Mata ashita.
I'm writing earlier! Yay =D *dances* I actually hae a hair appt tomorrow, so I'm trying to make sure I'm not up too late XD;; Alright, now it's on to part 7! X3 As a general key when you see "<<>>" in the story, it will signify the sta...
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So here is the next part. I was hoping to write this earlier, but my mom called me to watch Oprah interview the cast of Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse XD (I had no idea the movie just opened in theaters =C Probably because I'd only recently watched New...
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