Elite 4 knock down!

Whoo hoo! I did it!!!
Good news: I beat the elite four on pokemon yellow 100 times!!!!!!!!!!!
Bad news: You know the rumor that if you beat the elite 4 100 times, then Lance will give you a secret HM 06 Blast, that can crush the barriers dividing cities and the ocean? Well, I have experimentally determined that that rumor is FALSE.
As far as I can tell, no such power exists.

Well it was fun. Maybe I'll fight them another 100 times.... if I have the time...

Oh by the way, my Pidgeot "Aluthiana" is taking a break from fighting. The last time I saw her she was surfing in the Cinnibar isles. Yes... My Pigeot ALSO knows surf.
Adieu!

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