HELLO EVERYONE!!!

This is Ha-chan. i humbly invite you to Ha-chan House, the one and only retreat for the yaoi fangirl/boy! I hope we can become great friends over your stay here. We're sure to have a blast.

**NOTE** plz keep the general rating for the House RP 17-and-under, ok? no 18+ shenanigans. X3

CuRrEnT MeMbErS:
Ha-chan: house owner
burnedrose: Goat Keeper
Luna chan: Yaoi-phob
CrimsonANBU: smart-ass vampire
Elix3r: Neo Goth

roleplaying

I helped him up as a blood-curdling scream was heard from the room L, Near, Kaoru, and Hikaru were in, and L and Near ran out, faces flaming red.
"What?? it's just the first sex scene!!" the twins called, following them out.

"$10,000. it was a designer." Kyoya answered, ignoring the chaos to collect his fee.

roleplaying

"Oh!" i exclaimed, running over to Mello. "Are you alright?" i asked, helping him up.

Kyoya jumped backwards as the goat chewed on his ripped shirt, and adjusted his glasses.
"I hope you intend to repay me for that..." he muttered, looking at the goat.

roleplaying

I sweatdropped, motioning to Kaya.
"This is Kaya-chan, the...goat-keeper, Jolly the goat, and Mello-kun, the flaming queer." i explained. He nodded, taken aback by the presence of Jolly.

roleplaying

I smiled as i heard micelanious moans coming from the door Near, L, and the Twins went through. (It's supposed to be the TV...idc what you want it to be... XD)
i looked up as i heard steps coming down the master stairwell behind me.
"Oh, hello Kyoya-san." i smiled up at him, raising an eyebrow. "What brings you here?"

"I came to oversee the first day of your club." he said, and raised an eyebrow when he saw Nekozawa. "Who is that?" he asked curiously.

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(ARG, I HAD TO RETYPE THIS THREE TIMES BECAUSE OF THE STUPID CABLE!!!! *shakesfist* it's a response to Kaya's post about being motherly.)

I sweatdropped, smiling.
"Relax, they're not going to rape them. they're just going to force them to watch a little yaoi..." i muttered, smiling.

*with the twins*
We smiled as we tied the boys down to a couch, plopping them in front of a TV.
"Don't struggle, you guys. this'll be fun." we chimed, smiling.
"We'll start out with shounen-ai..." Kaoru smiled, holding up a Loveless DVD,
"And work our way up to hentai." Hikaru grinned holding up a Sensative Pornograph DVD.

(lol, yes, those are real yaoi titles, although i've not seen Sensative Pornograph.)