Um....What?

Ok...So um Charles is. And tehn He all noked out. And Hagi say "Come wit me if U want 2 live!" But not 2 charles, he say tat 2 Akako. Ok, Wat teh hack happened after tat?! Let me check....

Hagi tooked her 2 his bacholer pad. He sayed" U b safe here Akako tis a place Charles cannot find" But tat didn't stop soloman, did it? So how can Soloman find it but Charles can't? I meen tey work 4 teh sam person...Oh wait! Ignor tat it a spoiler!!!!!!

"How do every 1 no me?" Akako whined She not. sure how every 1 no her. "How do every 1 do me?" She whined. She still don't no how every 1 no her. She only no teh family tat she lived wit shince she a baby. But tat her adopted fmily. I wonder if her dad a dinosaur?

"I wonder how every 1 no me?" Akako whined

Hagi:"Tat boy Charles? He said he no my real parents. HAgi! Do tat meen my reel parents still alive!?"

Hagi sayed this" Prepear Urself Akako, Tis is teh truth. Ur real parents dead. Well, just ur mother, but u don't no tat."

Akako: "Dead!?"

Hagi looked at Akako with a sarcastic grin. "Yeah, dead. Pushin' up daises. Bought the farm. Went to the big coffin in the sky. Kicked the bucket. They ain't gettin' any deader, even if I brought them back and killed them again. Dead. Gone forever. Never to return. YourDadsADinosaur, AndAlive."

Akako:"Wat was tat last part!?"

HAgi:"Choclet."

Akako:"Oh..Ok, continue."

HAgi:"Ok, mary sue, Ur teh true vampire thing queen whatever blah blah, Kill Saya Dive. I stuck 2 Saya, Yadda yadda yaddda. Look.....Just watch the anime. Or read the manga, It makes better since and doesn't take 15 episodes to get to where you think the plot is."

Akako:"I didn't like teh anime...Ur lines in tat musta been easy Hagi....Saya....Saya....U must fite...Saya..."

Hagi:"It beats being in Heart Beat."

Slince........

"Wait here" say hagi, I "go git ur stu"ff" "Please dont 4git my mak up, my lipstick keep dissapreaing." Akako said.

"oh, By the way" Hagi said pokeing his head around teh cornor."I did ur real father B4 he died....food 4 thought." And he left. WAIT!!! he come back and hug her "Thats all I want 2." He say as Akako is weired out...I mean after wat he say about her dad? Now her all close? Dude! Problem? He start 2 leave but come back again. Tat guy need a planner, He 4Goted 2 give her a sword.

"U sure U shud give tis 2 me after wat U said?" Akako say but hagi leeve 4 real tis time.

But ten he come back 2 tel her tis "If Diva no u alive, she use u 2 kill Saya, how u only tried 2 befriend byt she getted all mad and stomp off" Akako look at hagi wit big eyes. "Do U folow me?" She sayed. And He go "Yes. I gotta piuccy of u eatin' toast tis morining. I meen tat like super kreepy. I sneek into ur room and watch u sleep, and som times I take ur tooth brush and use it after u leave teh bathroom....."

Now Akako officially kreeped out. And Hagi leeve again. Ok....tis time he reallly reallly does leeve."I hoped he cum bak soon....or not.....Uh? I watched TV" Akako said as she fell asleepy.

There was a nois in teh kichin and it waked her up. "Who tat?" She asked "its meeeeee" Said a fruity voice....How cud it b? Don't read teh magna, B/cuz u will find out. And tat wud B a spoiler....

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