in a butiful kingdom undre teh sea lieved king Akako's dad. And his beutiful wife Akako's mom. they had like 12 kids I dont no, and there nams wer Sleepy, Grumpy, Suicidey, Doc, Jim bob, Poster of Justin Timberlake, Hair brush, others, and Akako. They wer very hapy.Teh pareints wer very hapy and in luv. And hapy. All day long tehy wud sing and junk. Then one day, Akako's pareints went to the surface 4 there aniversorry and Akako's mom gave Akako's dad A musick box tat played there sogn. Bringing Sexy back by Justin Timberlake.
Then Akako's mom git hit by boat. She dead. there wer like guts every where. it was gros. I meen realy gros! It was moor gross then kissing Kai. Tat how gros it is.
Akako's dad got real sad then barffed. I just did 2. it tat gros. or it cud b teh flu. B/cuz i mit hav teh flu. Akako's dad was so upset tat he outlawed all music especillay Justin Timerlake frum teh kingdom. Now it 10 years latr and Akako 10 years older. So she like 17 or sumthing. did I mention she was a mermaid? Tats kind important. Ok she a mermaid.
So Akako's dad all like "No singing! and then...oops" and ten he hired dis lady tat gotta be pushing 30 and she has tis fat thing I tink it a manetee but it big and FAT tat 4sure. It in louv wit Akako. Oh yeah, Akako's dad has a little crab thing tat talks funneh. It has a realy bad fake Jamaican accent. And his nam is Sven. Sven who is teh crab guy is a right hand guy. and teh old lady uhhhhhhhh....I tink her nam is Gutentag. it is now. and she dont liek Sven.
So Gutentag cums in 1 day and is liek git up!" " and Akako and Poster of Justin Timberlake were all liek "We dont wanna git up." and she all liek "GIT UP!!!" and they did. Sometimes I dont always draw wit a pencil b/cuz the extra finger make it hard. I have webbed feet. So i dont where sandals.
So tehy went on there swim wit there dad and Akako and Poster of Justin Timberlake were liek horsing around and noked all teh other sisters over. Akako dad git real mad and he ground tem evn tho they didnt do nothing. Supt nok into peeple. He all liek "Grr" and whatever. And Gutentag was all like....you no? I tink I chang her nam 2 teh Fonz. B/cuz of tat piccy I drawed where she all liek "Aaay" liek teh Fonz. I liek the Fonz. Ok ok so The Fonz was all liek "Aaay MR K, uhh... dont b hating. Sven was all like doing stuff 2."
So Akako was grounded but she sneeked out and meeted a fish call Floun...Boxy. Boxy was makined music and she all like "He tat kewl."
And teh sword fish was all liek "Ohh I gunna arrest u 4 making love wit tat pipe." Oh, I forgotted to say tat they were swimin and making music with pipes when tey were cotted by teh gards who r swordfish and Boxy was liek "I aint makin no music! I dont even no tis pipe!" And Akako was all liek "Um. no he wanted makin music! I was here teh hole tim!" and there all liek "Ok." Then Sven kame and he getted mad. He mak Akako go back 1 her room.
Boxy was swimmin and hidin and, but not so gud B/cuz Akako sawed him so she followed him. And he weented 2 a seekrt bar? I dont no wat tat was but he wented their. And their was music plying and fish dancing. And then Sven was all liek singing on stag and Akako was all liek "YOU!" so they let her sign and she hav preeety voice B/cuz every 1 luved it. Sven Siad "U cud b on Amarican Idle! ^^"'' and ten her dad cam B/Cuz the Fonz told on tem! And every 1 was puted in presun Exsepted Akako who got 2 eated cake and wach TV and go 2 bed.
Akako so mad she runed away. And she founed tis spot and every 1 wented 2 sleep. Oh yay, she broked every 1 out of presun. Last nite I watched a movie about a dog. It was funneh but I had a hard tim undersanding the plot teh dog was liek tis scooer player or sumthing and he was all like in teh air and making baskets and seeling tem on ebay and stuff. but teh dog was kewt and i felled asleep halfway tru. And ten teh Fonz Fined tem and she have eelz and she all liek "Aaay! come into my office!" And Akako all liek "Nuuuuu!"
Link comes in stabs Fonz Fonz dies the end. (of chaptear 3)
