Wisdom talks
If a fire-breathing dragon drinks alcohol, it will just blow up into a million pieces. Clever knights, during the mid ages, would intoxicate the dragons instead of engaging in a weaponry action.

Life talks
So I went to my college because I needed the wifi only to find out the lab was closed. There was a International Extravaganza event where different cultures gather together and share their cultures. However, I couldn't go because I had so much work to do so I went upstairs where I could not be bothered. Then, all of a sudden, came an officer and told me this area was closed and that I needed to go down to the first floor, where the party was at.

The dialog shows as follows:
Officer: Sir, the second floor is closed. I'm gonna need you to go downstairs.
Me: Oh, okay. There was not anybody downstairs when I got here so I went up here.
Officer: We have the elevator operational just for you.
Me: ... *does something on the computer*
Female Officer: Sir, I'm going to need you to hurry up as soon as possible.
Me: ... *does something on computer* Okay, I'm just signing off. *signs off and packs up and heads to the elevator where the janitor stands there waiting for us.

I had lots of fun.
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I sat on my cupcake ;(