Okay, here we go.
Level 1:
(x) Smoked a cigarette
( ) Smoked a cigar
( ) Kissed a member of the same sex
(x) Drank alcohol
Total: 2
Level 2:
( ) Are/Been in love
( ) Been dumped
( ) Shoplifted
( ) Been fired
(x) Been in a fist fight
Total: 4
Level 3:
(/) Had a crush an older person (it's a weird situation)
(x) Skipped school
( ) Slept with a co-worker
( ) Seen something/someone die
Total: 5.5
Level 4:
( ) Had a crush on one of your facebook friends
( ) Been to Paris
( ) Been to Spain
( ) Been on a plane
( ) Thrown up from drinking
Total: 6.5
Level 5:
(x) Eaten sushi
( ) Been snowboarding
( ) Met someone BECAUSE of facebook/myspace
( ) Been in a mosh pit
Total: 6.5
Level 6:
(x) Taken pain killers
(/) Loved/liked someone you can't have (like I said, weird sitution)
(x) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) Made a snow angel
Total: 10
Level 7:
(x) Had a tea party she was like, five, okay!?
(x) Flown a kite
(x) Built a sand castle
( ) Gone mudding
( ) Played dress up
Total: 13
Level 8:
( ) Jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) Gone sledging (I'm going to assume this is meant to be sledding because sledging is a term in cricket for taunting your opponent)
( ) Cheated while playing a game
(x) Been lonely
(x) Fallen asleep at work/school
Total: 16
Level 9:
(x) Watched the sunset
( ) Felt an earthquake
( ) Killed a snake
Total: 17
Level 10:
(x) Been tickled
( ) Been robbed/vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been misunderstood
Total: 19
Level 11:
( ) Won a contest
( ) Been suspended from school
(x) Had detention
( ) Been in a car/motorcylce accident
Total: 20
Level 12:
( ) Had/have braces
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Danced in the moonlight
Total: 20
Level 13:
( ) Hated the way you look
(x) Witnessed a crime
( ) Pole danced Unlike SOMEONE
(x) Questioned your heart
( ) Been obsessed with post it notes
Total: 22
Level 14:
( ) Swished barefoot through the mud
(x) Been lost
( ) Been to the opposite side of the world
( ) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like you were dying
Total: 24
Level 15:
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
( ) Played cops and robbers
( ) Recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
( ) Sang karaoke
(x) Paid for a meal with only coins
Total: 26
Level 16:
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
( ) Made prank phone calls
(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
( ) Kissed in the rain!
Total: 28
Level 17:
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) Watched the sun set and/or sun rise with someone you care/cared about
(x) Blown bubbles
( ) Made a bonfire on the beach
Total: 30
Level 18:
( ) Crashed a party
( ) Have traveled more than 5 days in a car full of people
( ) Gone roller- skating/blading
( ) Had a wish come true
( ) Been humped by a monkey ... when Emu was young
Total: 30
Level 19:
( ) Worn pearls
( ) Jumped off a bridge
( ) Screamed "penis" or "vagina"
( ) Swam with dolphins
Total: 30
Level 20:
( ) Got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer/ice cube
(x) Kissed a fish
(x) Worn the opposite sex's clothes
(x) Sat on a roof top
Total: 33
Level 21:
(x) Screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) Done/attempted a one-handed cartwheel
( ) Talked on the phone for more than four hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
Total: 36
Level 22:
(x) Picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) Climbed a tree
(x) Have/been in a tree house
( ) Been too scared to watch scary movies alone
Total: 39
Level 23:
(x) Believed in ghosts (not afraid of them, though)
( ) Have had more than 30 pairs of shoes
( ) Gone streaking
( ) Visited jail
Total: 40
Level 24:
(x) Played chicken
( ) Been told you're hot by a complete stranger
(x) Broke a bone
(x) Been easily amused
Total: 43
Level 25:
( ) Caught a fish then ate it later
( ) Made a porn movie I didn't know about it until after
( ) Caught a butterfly
(x) Laughed so hard you cried
(x) Cried so hard you laughed
Total: 45
Level 26:
( ) Mooned/flashed someone
(x) Had someone moon/flash you
( ) Cheated on a test
(x) Forgotten someone's name
( ) French braided someone's hair
( ) Gone skinny dipping
(/) Been kicked out of your house (sort of...)
Total: 47.5
Level 27:
( ) Rode a roller coaster
( ) Went scuba-diving / snorkeling
( ) Black-mailed someone
( ) Been black-mailed
( ) Had a cavity
Total: 47.5
Level 28:
( ) Been used
( ) Fell going up the stairs
(x) Licked by a cat
( ) Bitten someone
( ) Licked someone
Total: 48.5
Level 29:
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Flattened someone's tires
( ) Rode your bike/driven your car until the fuel light came on
( ) Got five pounds or less worth of fuel
( ) Had sex in the rain
Total: 48.5
...Eh, I'll probably do this again later in the story. We've got a looooong way to go.