I realized this a while ago, but I just got around to posting it. A few facts I would like to present to all the Twihards.

Typical vampire features:
1. Drinks blood
2. Burst into flames when in sunlight
3. Prefer to live in abandoned castles and other dark, depressing places

Edward Cullen's features
1. Refuses to drink blood
2. sparkles in sunlight
3. Is seen walking prancing in meadows

At first glance, it seems to me that Edward Cullen is actually a giant pale FAIRY!!! Before anyone starts hating me, I just want to say I have already sat through "New Moon" and the only reason I did not die of boredom in that theatre is because I found something much sexier than Eddy the Fairy: Jacob. I am a member of team Jacob. Suck it.