==> ???: Explain the situation
It's about freaking time. Your NEW GAME is suppose to be delivered today! It's only suppose to be the best game since Skyrim. It's SBURB!
You've been reading a bit about it. Apparently it requires multiplayer, but thank sweet jegus for internet, Pesterchum, and a whole sh*t load of friends just as anxious as you!
Hold one, before we get any further, shouldn't we introduce you?
==> You: Fill in HUMAN PROFILE
A wild character selection screen appeared! It appears the only characters you can choose are these weird things with gray skin and orange horns...
==> ???: Explain the OTHER situation
Good grief. It's taken long enough, but it's finally the day you and your group of trolls who both P*SS YOU OFF TO NO END and receive some of your OH SO RARE PITY are going to play this big game to save your race. It's called SGRUB, who knows where that retarded name came from.
Anyway, it's about time you get connected.
BUT WAIT! You cannot start without properly introducing yourself!
==> You: Fill in TROLL PROFILE
Okay, you've got your profiles. Now can we get to the games?
==> You: Attempt to start games
You've been denied again! It seems you have to read the RULES AND EXPLANATIONS first!
==> You: Read rules and get to playing!
You do so.
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CURRENT CAST:
Humans:
1. Alex Parker- kyouyarenge
2. Troy Clark- Shom
3. Cynthia Sistine- tutcat
Trolls:
1. Lupus Fido- kyouyarenge
2. Chilis Contro- Shom
3. Nitrus Tonhem- tutcat
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