> Enter Name.
Your name is Troy. As never previously mentioned, it is not your BIRTHDAY. A number of DISCS are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE DRAWINGS. You like your computer, but it's NOT VERY GOOD. You have a fondness for FIGHTING, and are an aspiring MIXED MARTIAL ARTIST. You also like to play GAMES sometimes. (Yay Copy Paste)
> Explain this mess of discs at once.
They just showed up the other day. Alex has been nagging you to play this game for awhile. I think they were expecting more people to buy the game though, because they sent you a lot. You probably wouldn't even be playing it yourself if it didn't mean quality time with Alex, the love of your life. I mean have you ever seen a GIRL WITH THAT MANY KNIVES. But you digress. You don't even know if your computer will be able to handle the game. It is barely running pester chum.
> BEGIN INSTALLING IT AT ONCE.
Maybe he will if you're more polite.
> PLEASE INSERT THE DISC YOU SYMBOLIC B*STARD.
Good enough, you insert the disc.
> Well?
It's installing. Says it will take about 24 years to finish. You really need a new computer.
> Find a way to expedite the endeavor.
With a swift knife stab to your computer, the timer ticks down to ten hours. You decide to spend this time contacting Alex.
>Pesterchum that girl.
Pesterlog-
-- wanderingChampion [WC] began pestering incisiveCuttlery [IC] at 16:13 --
WC: Hey Alex, I just got the game, and a few others copies, and by a few I mean I could kill something extremely hard to kill with them, but don't worry about that.
WC: Anyways, I've got the disc installing right now, it says it will take about ten hours, so you probably want to get yours up and running first, but don't worry, I'm still planning on letting you go in first, but I get the feeling I'm talking to the air right now, get back to me soon.
-- wanderingChampion [WC] ceased pestering incisiveCuttlery [IC] at 16:14 --
> Be the other girl.
Not just yet. Your too busy checking your room for traps. Your Sis has been getting really gutsy placing them in your room lately. FOUND ONE. There is a flamethrower set to go off when you open this chest.
> Disarm it.
You are attempting to disarm it but...
> Accidentally trigger her other trap.
You accidentally triggered her other trap, and are flung out of your room on a spring board, and into the jungle. Don't worry, you're okay for the most part. You're used to the spring boards. They're her favorite.
> Rage.
You say some things not suitable for such a refined RP. You wish there were some outside observer for you to tell to leave you alone.
> Does that mean we can be the other girl now?
Yep.
> Be the other girl.
