> Troy... I leave you alone for a few days, and this is what happens... Explain yourself.
This time frame confuses you. Also, you don't feel inclined to owe any explinations.
>Pick up that thing on the floor.
You're not inclined to pick up random objects, but you'll make an exception in this case, especially since you enjoy collecting randomly appearing objects.
>Put out that fire already.
No, that wicked contraption is getting what it deserves. You throw a few of the extra discs on the fire to help kindle it's flames.
>Look at that device.
That device seems to be a state of the art iPad 3 from Apple. As a fan of overpriced and overall bad things, you hold onto it, instead of burning it like a sensible person. Plus it seems to have a pesterchum app, and a disk drive. Just what you need after you made your new room warmer.
>Are you sure you don't want to add that thing to the fire?
Yep.
>Insert the disc.
You put one of your many discs inside. A thousand page legal document pops up on the screen, you click accept, and feel ninety-nine cents leave your pocket. The game installs in seconds.
>Talk to Alex.
You open up the pesterchum app.
--wanderingChampion [WC] began pestering incisiveCutlery [IC]--
WC: I'm back. The games done installing.
WC: Sh*t
IC: I thought you still had like a day on that?
WC: Sh*t
WC: Sh*t
WC: Sh*t
WC: Sh*t
WC: Sh*t
WC: Sh*t
WC: Sh*t
WC: Sh*t
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WC: Sh*t
IC: Cut that out, what's wrong?
WC: Sh*t
WC: Sh*t
WC: Sh*t
WC: Sh*t
IC: I'm going back to help snow girl.
WC: Wait, I'm done. This thing keep changing me ninety-nine cents every time I send you a massage. So I need to try to pet everything into a single message.
IC: You tried to send me a massage? And what thing?
WC: I meat message. It's hard to tape on this thing. I need a keyboard. The autocorrect isn't helping mulch either. Also, the thing is the newt iPad 3 which is amazing.
IC: So you sent approximately fifteen dollars worth of sh*t to me?
WC: No time for suck idle chit-chat. Every massage is more money, and I don't have hat much to spend. I'm stating up the client for you.
