hilarious moments in combat 2

Warning there is going to be language in this post, since this is exactly what was said ^_^

One time we were searching a neighborhood for a target. Vice and Marcus were arguing about Al-Qaeda, Vice was saying even with outdated AKs, we are still in danger of being ambushed. Marcus looks at Vice and says "Vice, there is no mother fucking terrorist on the planet that can shoot worth a shit". Next thing we see is a bullet pass right by his head. So we all get to cover, Vice looks at Marcus and says "what about that one bitch" and we all started laughing, even though we were being shot at.

Marcus looks at Vice and says "if he's such a great shot, why did he miss", Vice replied "why don't you stick your head out and let him try again", of course Marcus's response was "fuck that". So we tried to move around the sniper, to kill him of course, but he left after awhile, we never did actually find him. Marcus says "oh, one of them can shoot and that makes them all bad asses all the sudden huh", then they went back to arguing lol.

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