My bodyguard ^_^

My "Bodyguard" Friedelinde. I think you guys got the wrong idea, she does asset protection mainly while only circumstantially physically guarding me ^_^. See I lend people money like a bank, except mine is a lot of money and it binded by contracts. She collects the money for me. Some people refuse to pay because like a bank the contract has a binding interest rate after the due date. She escorts me so I can personally collect my money, or remind them they still owe me ^_^. I don't need a reason why you want it just an amount, that kind of ideology leads lots of people to borrow from me...and not all are upstanding citizens. I also set up payment plans if they like but those always lead to interest payments. She also handles security concerns when I am on missions. Kinda like Mercy for Lex Luther, she's my personal bodyguard, head of security and financial affairs ^_^. She has extensive training in Sambo, Wing-chun and Apkido, She is also well versed in business management, and also she's my Ice Queen because no matter how many times I make a pass at her she always shoots me down. So basically she protects me, my investments, and my family ^_^.

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