I promised to tell this story to pandarling the next time I saw her, but she is not on and I don't know how long I will be, so I am going to tell her this story.

warning: It should be illegal to be this arrogant.

Let's start at the beginning, I was playing catch with my son God. Well we were throwing a comet back and forth trying to work on his career as a star baseball player, anyway Threw a fast ball, and he didn't catch it, I was so dissapionted that I disowned him, so I didn't have to commit hara kiri to resend the shame he brought on my family from that miss. Anyway he missed and it hit the earth and terraformed it and that's how the dinosaurs died the end.